I guess I've been duped by Big Pharma

[realisticphish]

I got a tetanus/whooping cough booster, and an H1N1 jab. I assume mercury will begin pouring out of my nose at any time now

[lightningandsnow]

1. Nah, you'll just get teh autism.

DO YOU FEEL THE LOSS OF SOCIAL SKILLS YET? DO YOU FEEL IT?

[LeftishBrit]

2. Tut tut

This will enable the NWO to forcibly vaccinate everyone and to persuade President Obama to declare *marshal* law.

Also, Baxter or Merck or somebody probably created a new and deadly virus to insert into the vaccine and cause you to go into spontaneous combustion!

[lizerdbits]

3. That arm soreness from the tetanus booster you will feel

is actually a giant ball of mercury.

[dropkickpa]

4. report it to VAERS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!

It's a horrible adverse event, doncha know?

[realisticphish]

5. that sounds suspiciously

like a superhero origin story.

just have to think of a name...

[Odin2005]

6. LOL

[onager]

7. Well, I'm still alive and kicking, after inoculation by...

Egyptian military/government nurses. Several times.

Yes, they were female. They were presumably Muslim, though I didn't ask. They were chatty with good bedside manners, for lack of a better term. And all displayed a good sense of humor, laughing when I pretended to go into a seizure after the shots/blood tests/whatever.

Big Pharma is clearly screwing up its incursion into the Third World. Here in One Nation Under Jesus, when my HMO prescribed the antibiotic Cipro, the local Sav-On pharmacy tried to charge me $150. Because it was an "outside referral."

In Egypt, I could walk into any storefront pharmacy and buy a large economy-sized pack of Cipro for less than $10 American. Taking Cipro indiscriminately is NOT a good idea, as any of our Resident Grump Nurses can explain. Total Disclosure - I put myself under the care of an Egyptian doctor who monitored everything. And made house calls to my apartment!

When I got sick on vacation in Italy, the local Evil Socialized Medicine pharmacy charged me less than $20 for a whole bunch of Tummy Medicine. As I had colorfully thrown up on their doorstep, frightening several Italian Moms/tots, they seemed to be mostly concerned with curing me. And those people didn't know me from...uh...Fictional First Man. It was probably the raw shellfish I insisted on eating...

A co-worker in Egypt went on vacation in Germany. He tends to be a conservative...or did, until his back went out in Frankfurt. A hospital visit, specialist consultation, and prescriptions cost him about $80 American. Now he's dangerously close to being a liberal on that evil SOCIALIZED health care.

:rofl:

[TZ]

8. Isn't it amazing how that works?

Evil socialized health care is only bad until one actually needs it....;)

[SemiCharmedQuark]

9. I just completed my Gardasil series Saturday

And I've had H1N1 vaccine! Boo!

[realisticphish]

10. I've always wondered

why childrens vaccines cause autism, yet adult vaccines do nothing of the kind...

[dropkickpa]

11. Doncha know? They were all Indigo chilluns

Before big Pharma got their hooks into them, now they're damaged beyond repair!!!!!

We adults aren't that speshul.