Astrology Causes Global Climate Change

[lazarus]

It's true, because the South Dakota legislature says it's true.

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/02/south-dakota-resolution-schools-teach-astrological-global-warming.php

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, by the House of Representatives of the Eighty-fifth Legislature of the State of South Dakota, the Senate concurring therein, that the South Dakota Legislature urges that instruction in the public schools relating to global warming include the following:

(1) That global warming is a scientific theory rather than a proven fact;
(2) That there are a variety of climatological, meteorological, astrological, thermological, cosmological, and ecological dynamics that can effect world weather phenomena and that the significance and interrelativity of these factors is largely speculative; and
(3) That the debate on global warming has subsumed political and philosophical viewpoints which have complicated and prejudiced the scientific investigation of global warming phenomena; and

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, that the Legislature urges that all instruction on the theory of global warming be appropriate to the age and academic development of the student and to the prevailing classroom circumstances.

[realisticphish]

1. point number 1

immediately causes me to dismiss any opinion that any of the crafters have about anything.

if you don't understand what a scientific theory is, then SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SCIENCE

[Iggo]

2. ...and global warming caused that earthquake in Chile...

...so Astrology caused the earthquake!

Wow! I've learned soooo much science this morning.

I think I'll go back to bed.

[TZ]

3. Lol. And it's the Pentagon

And Space weapons that caused the quake! :banghead: