For your amusement: The Electric Sun

[laconicsax]

http://www.electric-cosmos.org/sun.htm
(thanks to a certain someone's sig line)

Did you know that nuclear fusion is a lie and the sun is electrically powered? I'm guessing the power comes from stacks
of big alkaline batteries like in a big flashlight.

[Odin2005]

1. That poster is like a broken record.

[laconicsax]

2. If not for the hilarious woo, I'd probably hit ignore.

Irritating? Yes.
Mind numbingly ignorant? Yep.
Unintentionally hilarious content? Definitely.

[Q3JR4]

3. We all know that fusion doesn't exist.

Nuclear power plants are just figments of a deranged imagination.

Q3JR4.

[laconicsax]

4. That's too simplistic.

We know that fusion doesn't exist because we haven't achieved controlled reactions. Nuclear weapons that have fusion reactions have electrical components and release an electro-magnetic pulse. Therefore, it must be an electrical phenomenon that creates the blast.

Likewise, nuclear power plants generate electricity. Therefore, they don't operate by nuclear fission, but by electricity.

[Q3JR4]

5. Ah I see.

And we'll just forget about all of that radioactive fall out...

Q3JR4.

[laconicsax]

6. You mean electromagnetic fall out.

[SheilaT]

7. I LOVE the image

of the sun as being powered by a couple of humongous D batteries.