WHY CAN'T THEY JUST USE A GIANT SPONGE TO CLEAN UP THE OIL??1!?

[beam me up scottie]

[Codeine]

1. I soaked up a bowl of EVOO with some hamster bedding,

WHERE THE FUCK IS OBAMA ON THIS?!

[beam me up scottie]

2. Locked and loaded, SIR!

Oh, wait, I thought you said we could use hamsters.

My bad.

[Codeine]

10. That may well be the cutest thing I've ever seen. nt

[beam me up scottie]

12. I've kept it for years.

It's one of my all time favorites too.

[trotsky]

8. Oh man, that's so perfect. n/t

[SemiCharmedQuark]

3. This is Mother Earth's way of cleansing herself of us eeevil humans!!

Let us direct all our light towards it!

[beam me up scottie]

4. I'm all out of light,

the gale stirred up by all the anti-intellectual ignorance in GD blew it out again.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

5. Send me 50 dollars and a blank check written out to "Cash" and I'll share my gift with you!

I only do this because I want to heal the world.

[beam me up scottie]

6. Well, you did clear up that nasty chartreuse aura around my left chakra using distance smudging.

And I wouldn't have even KNOWN I had a fatal blockage if you hadn't diagnosed me for only $597.52.

Okay!

[TZ]

7. Hey BMUS! I think you missed the LETS NUKE IT! thread

Someone told me, that unless I was a physicist I couldn't POSSIBLY know that it wasn't a good cleanup method.....

[Codeine]

9. I loved that the same people who are virulently anti-nuclear power

were the ones screaming that we should nuke the gusher. At first I couldn't figure out why, but then it dawned on me -- this was the proposed Russian solution, and thus discredits the West if it works!

Never mind that the Russians figured anything short of eating uranium pellets as breakfast cereal was safe. :rofl:

[beam me up scottie]

11. I did miss that one.

It's disturbing to see much of this is being proposed and supported by the normally non-woo population.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

13. You missed a thread demanding to know why Obama was lying to us about oil being finite.

It seems that there is really tons of oil and no shortage or limit at all.


Bill Nye BETRAYED ME!!!!

[beam me up scottie]

14. Where do they get this stuff?

I can't believe they're clever enough to make it up on their own.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

15. That particular idea came from some survivalist website preparing for the endtimes

[beam me up scottie]

16. Sad.

I used to think the average DUer was better informed than the average schmo and that's why they came here.