Joke? Not Joke?

[realisticphish]

yeah, joke. I think.
http://www.milliondollarhorse.com/

This is laugh-out-loud funny in places, and the content leads me to believe its a parody.

It's your standard crazy-person-who-thinks-the-internet-works-like-a-scroll site, but it's not QUITE crazy enough, and too funny, to be a true nutjob

some sample quote:

"IN 2012 AMERICA'S ECONOMY WILL CRASH AS PREDICTED IN THE EGYPTIAN CALENDAR YEAR OF THE MAYANS."

"OBAMA WILL Say it it work of "TERRORITS" but it is a massive coverup by the U.S. States to CONCEAL U.S. GLOBALIZATION OF WORLD DEBT. OBAMA DECLARE A STATE OF EMERGENCY, UN + CIA + NCAA WILL TAKE OVER "AMERICA.""

"FREE THINKING = ILLEGAL

HAVING CHILDREN = ILLEGAL

PARKING ON WEEKENDS = ILLEGAL"

"MARCY THOUGHT I WAS EXAGGERATING WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET CRASH BACK IN 1999 AND LOOK HOW WRONG SHE WAS!!!! IF MARCY CAN BE WRONG SO CAN YOU!!! dont think you're smarter than marcy just because she is attending longview community college and wants to go into the graphic design field -

"Do You Think You Can Design Business Cards? It is allot Harder Than You Think" - Me: August 18, 2003 In Response To An Individual Voicing Conecerns About Marcy's Particular Carreer Goals.



"I like you as a friend " - Marcy: Feburary 23, 1995"


edit:

Haha, just looked at page source, and he included a CSS stylesheet. yeah, I don't think he's crazy :D

[EvolveOrConvolve]

1. "UN + CIA + NCAA" - LOL, something doesn't fit there

"PARKING ON WEEKENDS - ILLEGAL". ???

Yea, I think it's a parody (and a pretty good one). Ron Paul supporters are actually a lot more nuts than this site, because they really mean the stupid shit they say.

[Heddi]

2. this is my new favourite one page long website

[Warpy]

3. The line between satire and insanity is a thin one

and might be an invisible one here.

[Heddi]

4. more about the million dollar horse and marcy :D

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/million-dollar-horse.php

[Dr. Strange]

5. I didn't realize that 2010 is a "preisdent electron year".

I hope Lee Mercer, Jr is ready to do some campaigning!

[Heddi]

6. you are a pompous creature Marcy

MARCY THOUGHT I WAS EXAGGERATING WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET CRASH BACK IN 1999 AND LOOK HOW WRONG SHE WAS!!!! IF MARCY CAN BE WRONG SO CAN YOU!!! dont think you're smarter than marcy just because she is attending longview community college and wants to go into the graphic design field -

[Dr. Strange]

7. But Marcy wouldn't listen to him.

And now he has no choice but to graph MLB statistics all day in Excel thanks to her Zionist lawyer.
:cry:

[Heddi]

8. Certainly I can't be the only one

who sees this being made into a gargantuan summer blockbuster....

[realisticphish]

9. !!!

"Million Dollar Horse"
Starring
Justin Bieber as "The Author"
Miley Cyrus as "Marcy"
Sarah Jessica Parker as "The Horse"

Coming this fall

[onager]

12. I see what you did, there...

:rofl:

I once referred to her as "Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit." (And got slammed for "body-snarking.")

[realisticphish]

13. apparently

she's really nice, and I'm no example of loveliness. I just don't think she's attractive :shrug:

[drm604]

10. Check out the domain servers for the domain milliondollarhorse.com

http://whois.domaintools.com/milliondollarhorse.com

Domain servers in listed order:
NS3.SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM
NS4.SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM

I think that answers your question.

[realisticphish]

11. nice

yeah, of course its a joke, but it's now one of my favorite websites ever

SA comes out with some classic stuff... their forums are nuts