You Couldn't Make This Up Dept: Denver to Vote on UFO initiative 2 create an E.T. Affairs Commission

[Ian David]

'You Couldn't Make This Up' Dept: Denver to Vote on UFO initiative to create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission

This November, voters in Denver will decide whether to create a seven-member Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission “to help ensure the health, safety, and cultural awareness of Denver residents and visitors in relation to potential encounters or interactions with extraterrestrial intelligent beings or their vehicles.” First reviewed by Denver City Council in April 2009, the E.T. ballot initiative is the work of Jeff Peckman’s EXTRA campaign. The campaign’s web site explains the need for a Commission in terms familiar to students of the UFO disclosure movement: “If our Federal Government continually refuses to openly and honestly deal with this matter … we need to handle it at a more accessible and accountable level of government. We need grassroots efforts to restore our faith and trust in our systems.”

More:
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1VTEwf/www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2010/06/you-couldnt-make-this-up-dept-denver-to-vote-on-ufo-initiative-to-create-a-sevenmember-extraterrestr.html/r:t

[Deep13]

1. I'm disgusted by the lack of concern for elves.

We need to do a better job treating elves with respect and recognizing their contributions to society. I suggest we appoint an elf affairs commission.

[Codeine]

2. Things just haven't been the same since

The Elven Holocaust.

[onager]

3. Made up of former members of the Unicorn Commission.

Hey, don't laugh. Those things are dangerous. If you think an alien probe hurts, just try a unicorn horn up the backside.

[realisticphish]

4. Unicorn horns have MANY uses

http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/episode_19/