Organic Food and the People Who Eat It

[lazarus]

http://www.cracked.com/funny-5412-organic-food/

[TZ]

1. "I believe chemicals are bad regardless of their function"!!!

Cracked writers have been reading the Health Forum!!! :rofl:
I think we need to petiton Skinner to rename this the SSP group sponsered by Cracked. Com....

[realisticphish]

4. haha

It's the Daily Show for skeptics :D

[Warpy]

2. Yeah, that covers the "I only eat organically!" crowd

who also wear organically grown hemp and cotton clothing, especially if they're aided in this by inherited money doled out by a huge trust fund. I liked the hipster jackass the best, unfiltered Camel cig dangling out of her face because "it's more natural."

The last group actually does exist, people who have read the lists of the most heavily pesticide laden stuff and eat accordingly. They still wear leather shoes and wear part plastic, no iron clothing. They just don't like neurotoxins seasoning their salads.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Post this in GD.

[realisticphish]

5. They made a great point

about company ownership. You have the same issue with altmed people. "Big Pharma is all about the money! So I'll pay $50 a milliliter for chipmunk semen from a company which is owned by Big Pharma."

[laconicsax]

6. $50/ml? You're getting a raw deal.

I'll hook you up with my chipmunk semen guy.

[realisticphish]

7. i'm having visions

of the procedures that would entail, and I don't want to think about it anymore

[laconicsax]

8. You're assuming truth in advertising.

Remember, supplements are unregulated.

[realisticphish]

9. touche

it may be squirrel semen, the cheating bastards

[onager]

12. Cough, cough...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=214&topic_id=253574&mesg_id=253850

[TZ]

10. DUDE HUSH!

Its not chipmunk semen, its mouse breast milk and you can't be giving out my Pharma secrets like that..
(seriously though we had a joking discussion about testing mouse breast milk the other day...;))

[realisticphish]

11. Rule 34

that's all I have to say...