Has anyone seen my electron microsopic pathogen?

[Orrex]

Just wondering.

[trotsky]

1. LOL

I think you left it in the luminiferous aether.

[enki23]

2. the one that inserts after the roundup resistance gene promotor in both plants and animals? scary.

that thing could end up anywhere. it's both extremely specific to roundup ready crops and an extremely widespread and general threat to all life forms everywhere. seriously. this is the stuff that killed the martians when they invaded in 1938. this can infect *anything*.

a single team of highly specialized plant AND animal scientists is our only hope. throw some money at them quick! oh, and stop eating anything that isn't organic broccoli.

[Orrex]

3. It's a NEW form of life unknown to science!

And it causes Morgellon's disease, which totally isn't a hysterical exaggeration of existing pathologies at all.

[enki23]

4. you know what must be done here, don't you?

we need to convince the nuts that they are already infected, and that if they stop eating roundup ready GMO derived products, they will totally get cancer. monsanto designed it that way.

[toddaa]

5. Did you lose it again?

Perhaps you need to add a gene marker to it, so it will glow in your bowl of Wheaties.