Have you started stockpiling milk yet?

[Orrex]

Well why the hell not? What the hell's the matter with you sick bastards?

[laconicsax]

1. Pfft. I've been stockpiling milk for years.

You never can be too careful!

[Occulus]

5. Tell me you mean cheese.

Dear god that's a horrible mental image: an eight-year-old gallon of milk.... :puke:

Thanks, laconisax, thanks... I can't unsee it...

[laconicsax]

6. BWAHAHAHA!

:evilgrin:

[toddaa]

2. I stockpile this

Way better in a disaster situation.

[trotsky]

13. Amen to that!

1) Won't spoil.
2) Eliminates your worries - at least for a while.
3) Can be used as currency in the new world economy.

Win-win-win!

[Codeine]

3. NUCLEAR ENGINEER!

Don't you fucking understand? I said NUCLEAR ENGINEER!! All you assholes are going on my Iggy List!!

[Warpy]

4. Milk is horrible stuff

Why would anyone want to stockpile it?

[Dr. Strange]

8. Clearly you know nothing about radiation.

Milk -> stockpiling -> ?? -> Profit and happiness

[Warpy]

9. I hope stupid people do stockpile milk. Whole milk. Gallons of it

Heh heh heh.

[LeftishBrit]

7. I hope you (or whoever you're quoting) mean powdered milk?

Stockpiling ordinary milk doesn't sound like a terribly healthy idea. :puke:

[Ian David]

14. Parmalat has a four-month shelf life.

http://www.epinions.com/review/Parmalat_Long_Life_Whole_Milk_3_Pack_of_8_Fl_oz_Containers_24_Fl_Oz/content_419980086916

[EvolveOrConvolve]

10. Only the all-natural raw milk

That pasteurized stuff is for suckers.

[laconicsax]

11. +1

We should let people get diphtheria, salmonellosis, and typhoid naturally so our immune systems don't get weak!

[trotsky]

12. I just take my magic enzymes.

No worries.

[PVnRT]

15. I shall take what I require