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lazarus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-11 08:39 AM
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Haunted House For Sale
so, haele and I have gotten hooked on the DiY network. It's like crack watching all these awesome renos and stuff.

And now they're advertising Haunted House For Sale.

Sigh. Did you know that only fifteen states require you to tell a prospective buyer if your house is haunted? Time for the feds to get involved, I guess. Is crossing dimensions the same as crossing state lines?
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-11 09:29 AM
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1. I think I may have already mentioned here...
that when my colleague sold her house, the prospective buyer felt he needed to check on whether there were problems with (a) subsidence; (b) flooding; (c) bad neighbours; or - (d) the paranormal! She solemnly assured him that no, there were no problems with the paranormal!
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-09-11 11:10 AM
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2. Meanwhile, here in California...
San Diego Paranormal will team up with your Professional Licensed Real Estate Agents to match buyers and sellers of real haunted houses within the United States.

Believe it or not there is a market for real haunted houses. Some people really want to have these types of homes and will pay extra for the added "house guests". If you are interested in buying or selling a real haunted house please fill out one of our forms. The paperwork is handled by a licensed agent in your area and the transaction is done the same way as any home purchase.


http://www.sdparanormal.com/Haunted_House_Listings.html

The site is run by a goofy self-proclaimed psychic named Bonnie Vent. And BTW, Bonnie - receiving an "Excellence Award" from your "paranormal colleagues" ain't much to brag about. In most industries, that's called "log-rolling:"

Bonnie Vent is the owner of the San Diego Paranormal Research Project. Her research of paranormal activity in the San Diego area is widely known. She received an Excellence Award for her research from her colleagues at Sacramento Paranormal Investigators..

And...she can do MIRACLE HEALING!1!

Bonnie discovered her healing powers years ago. One night, her daughter was having trouble sleeping due to a stomach ache. When Bonnie rubbed the child’s back, there was a glowing light on her left hand. Bonnie thought perhaps this was from a street light outside, but when she moved her hand away the light was gone. The light only appeared when her hand was on her daughter’s back. Bonnie has had the ability to perform energy scans and energy healing ever since. She cautions, however, always to seek a doctor’s advice.

Because nothing makes the spirits sadder than joining their favorite medium in jail for practicing medicine without a license.

And if the kid had a stomach ache, why was Bonnie rubbing her back? I suspect the daughter was faking a stomach-ache to stay out of school the next day. But when Mom dragged in the woo-woo, the poor kid just gave up: "Yep, all better Mom, thanks for the miracle back rub, now please go away."



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