Okay, it really, really hurt to have to post that one. No further comment; I'm offering it up for the poor souls in purgatory.
Oh, well, it's also the birthday of a good liberal, John Garfield, and TCM's schedule reflects that as well. Check out the heat he and Shelley Winters are generating in the still below. Mr. Hays, call your office.
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009.
12:15 AM Key Largo (1948)
A returning veteran tangles with a ruthless gangster during a hurricane. Cast: Humphrey Bogart, Edward G. Robinson, Lauren Bacall. Dir: John Huston. BW-101 mins, TV-G, CC, DVS
2:00 AM Lost Horizon (1937)
Four fugitives from a Chinese revolution discover a lost world of peace and harmony. Cast: Ronald Colman, H.B. Warner, Thomas Mitchell. Dir: Frank Capra. BW-133 mins, TV-G, CC
4:30 AM Eskimo (1933)
An Eskimo family fights to survive harsh conditions in the frozen North. Cast: Mala, Peter Freuchen, Aba. Dir: W.S. Van Dyke II. BW-114 mins, TV-G, CC
6:30 AM We Were Strangers (1949)
A Cuban American returns to his homeland during the Revolution and becomes involved in an assassination attempt. Cast: Jennifer Jones, John Garfield, Pedro Armendariz. Dir: John Huston. BW-106 mins, TV-PG, CC
8:30 AM He Ran All the Way (1951)
A crook on the run hides out in an innocent girl's apartment. Cast: John Garfield, Shelley Winters, Wallace Ford. Dir: John Berry. BW-78 mins, TV-PG
10:00 AM Captive City, The (1952)
A small-town newspaper editor defies threats to expose the mob. Cast: John Forsythe, Joan Camden, Harold J. Kennedy. Dir: Robert Wise. BW-91 mins,
11:45 AM Ambassador's Daughter, The (1956)
A diplomat's daughter in Paris turns a fact-finding mission into a non-stop party. Cast: Olivia de Havilland, John Forsythe, Myrna Loy. Dir: Norman Krasna. C-103 mins, TV-G, CC, Letterbox Format
1:30 PM No, My Darling Daughter (1961)
A British aristocrat tries to manage his daughter's romantic affairs. Cast: Michael Redgrave, Michael Craig, Roger Livesey. Dir: Ralph Thomas. BW-97 mins,
3:15 PM Lock Up Your Daughters! (1969)
Three sailors on leave turn a British town upside down. Cast: Christopher Plummer, Susannah York, Glynis Johns. Dir: Peter Coe. C-102 mins, TV-PG
5:00 PM Oliver! (1968)
Musical version of the Dickens classic about an orphan taken in by a band of boy thieves. Cast: Ron Moody, Oliver Reed, Mark Lester. Dir: Carol Reed. C-154 mins, TV-PG, CC, Letterbox Format
7:35 PM Short Film: Looking At London (1946)
C-10 mins,
8:00 PM Secret Service Of The Air (1939)
A government agent battles smugglers. Cast: Ronald Reagan, Eddie Foy, Jr., John Litel. Dir: Noel Smith. BW-61 mins, TV-PG
9:15 PM Code Of The Secret Service (1939)
Secret Service agents try to solve the theft of treasury banknote plates. Cast: Ronald Reagan, Eddie Foy, Jr., Rosella Towne. Dir: Noel Smith. BW-58 mins, TV-G
10:30 PM Smashing The Money Ring (1939)
The Secret Service investigates a fleet of gambling ships. Cast: Ronald Reagan, Eddie Foy, Jr., Margot Stevenson. Dir: Terry Morse. BW-57 mins, TV-G
11:30 PM Murder In The Air (1940)
A secret service agent fights to keep enemy spies away from top secret government plans. Cast: Ronald Reagan, John Litel, James Stephenson. Dir: Lewis Seiler. BW-55 mins, TV-PG
12:30 AM Angels Wash Their Faces (1939)
A young delinquent defies his sister to join a tough street gang. Cast: Ann Sheridan, Ronald Reagan, The Dead End Kids. Dir: Ray Enright. BW-86 mins, TV-G, CC
2:00 AM Girls On Probation (1938)
A dizzy young girl falls into crime but wins her lawyer's heart. Cast: Jane Bryan, Ronald Reagan, Henry O'Neill. Dir: William McGann. BW-64 mins, TV-G
3:15 AM Nine Lives Are Not Enough (1941)
A reporter tries to solve a series of boardinghouse murders. Cast: Ronald Reagan, Joan Perry, James Gleason. Dir: A. Edward Sutherland. BW-63 mins, TV-PG
4:30 AM Accidents Will Happen (1938)
An insurance man tangles with a fraud ring. Cast: Ronald Reagan, Gloria Blondell, Dick Purcell. Dir: William Clemens. BW-62 mins, TV-G, CC
5:33 AM Short Film: Heroes At Leisure (1939)
BW-10 mins,