Frankly, people, I haven't figured out precisely TCM's theme(s) for today, or discovered out what part of the website reveals it/them.
But I noticed there were a couple of films directed by Ernst Lubitsch -- and no, it isn't even his birthday -- and so I gave him the honor, not that he needs my help.
Wednesday, March 30th, 20111:15 AM The Beast of the City (1932)
Cast: Walter Huston, Jean Harlow, Wallace Ford. Dir: Charles Brabin.
BW-86 mins, TV-14, Letterbox Format
2:45 AM 30 Is A Dangerous Age, Cynthia (1967)
Cast: Dudley Moore, Eddie Foy, Jr., Suzy Kendall. Dir: Joseph McGrath.
C-86 mins, TV-PG, Letterbox Format
4:15 AM The Bed Sitting Room (1969)
Cast: Rita Tushingham, Ralph Richardson, Peter Cook. Dir: Richard Lester.
C-91 mins, TV-PG, CC, Letterbox Format
6:00 AM Tear Gas Squad (1940)
Cast: Dennis Morgan, John Payne, George Reeves. Dir: Terry Morse.
BW-55 mins, TV-PG, CC, Letterbox Format
7:00 AM The Great Lie (1941)
Cast: Bette Davis, Mary Astor, George Brent. Dir: Edmund Goulding.
BW-108 mins, TV-PG, Letterbox Format
9:00 AM Wings and the Woman (1941)
Cast: Anna Neagle, Robert Newton, Edward Chapman. Dir: Herbert Wilcox.
BW-95 mins, TV-G, CC, Letterbox Format
10:45 AM This Man's Navy (1945)
Cast: Wallace Beery, James Gleason, Tom Drake. Dir: William A. Wellman.
BW-100 mins, TV-PG, Letterbox Format
12:30 PM You're in the Army Now (1941)
Cast: Jimmy Durante, Phil Silvers, Jane Wyman. Dir: Lewis Seiler.
BW-79 mins, TV-G, CC, Letterbox Format
2:00 PM Here We Go Again (1942)
Cast: Jim Jordan, Marian Jordan, Edgar Bergen. Dir: Allan Dwan.
BW-77 mins, TV-G, CC, Letterbox Format
3:30 PM Air Raid Wardens (1943)
Cast: Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Edgar Kennedy. Dir: Edward Sedgwick.
BW-67 mins, TV-G, Letterbox Format
4:45 PM See Here, Private Hargrove (1944)
Cast: Robert Walker, Donna Reed, Keenan Wynn. Dir: Wesley Ruggles.
BW-101 mins, TV-G, Letterbox Format
6:30 PM Mr. Winkle Goes To War (1944)
Cast: Edward G. Robinson, Ruth Warrick, Ted Donaldson. Dir: Alfred E. Green
BW-79 mins, TV-G, CC, Letterbox Format
8:00 PM Ministry Of Fear (1944)
Cast: Ray Milland, Marjorie Reynolds, Dan Duryea. Dir: Fritz Lang.
BW-87 mins, TV-PG, CC, Letterbox Format
9:30 PM The Fallen Idol (1948)
Cast: Ralph Richardson, Michele Morgan, Bobby Henrey. Dir: Carol Reed.
BW-95 mins, TV-G, Letterbox Format
11:15 PM I'm No Angel (1933)
Cast: Cary Grant, Mae West, Edward Arnold. Dir: Wesley Ruggles.
BW-88 mins, TV-PG, Letterbox Format
1:00 AM Trouble In Paradise (1932)
Cast: Herbert Marshall, Miriam Hopkins, Kay Francis. Dir: Ernst Lubitsch.
BW-82 mins, TV-G, CC, Letterbox Format
2:30 AM Love Parade, The (1929)
Cast: Maurice Chevalier, Jeanette MacDonald, Lillian Roth. Dir: Ernst Lubitsch.
BW-109 mins, TV-G, Letterbox Format
4:30 AM To Be or Not To Be (1942)
Cast: Jack Benny, Carole Lombard, Robert Stack. Dir: Ernst Lubitsch.
BW-99 mins, TV-PG, CC, Letterbox Format