Drink driver blames unicorn for crash

[icymist]

A US man accused of drink-driving and crashing his truck into a lamp post told police a unicorn had been at the wheel when it careered off the road.

Phillip Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty to charges of criminal endangerment and drunk-driving when he appeared before a court in the western state of Montana yesterday, the Billings Gazette reported.

The court heard that Holliday has five previous convictions, four felonies, 35 misdemeanors and 53 traffic violations - including 28 convictions for driving with a suspended licence.

His March 7 crash in Billings was witnessed by two police officers, said prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist, but Holliday still insisted a unicorn was driving when he slammed into the street lighting, shortly after running a red light.
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[paganlib]

1. Please people...

do not ever let a Unicorn drive your car! Thanks for the laugh icymist!