The author of My Bestest Email Ever writes in, "i'm a Christain and i can't belive ur allowed to writ about this garbage on the internett. i pray for you and all the misgided soles you led astray with ur witchcrafts!! U pegans are all sinners! And God yes God the ONE TRUE GOD will make u BRUN IN HELL! then you be sorry!"
Oh dear. Where to begin. I was going to clean up your spelling and grammar, but then I decided your email in its original form is far more entertaining. Okay, let's break it down a bit, shall we?
Yes, I'm allowed to write about this stuff on the Internet. However, you're not obligated to read it. Don't like it? No worries -- go somewhere else. The Interwebz is a big place, and I'm sure there's a place you'll feel more at home. Someplace where ALL CAPS is considered a badge of piety, perhaps.
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