I always thought that a Discordian was

[Jackpine Radical]

the primary instrument in a polka band.

[Khephra]

1. Squeeze me the right way

and I can make polka music.

:evilgrin:

[htuttle]

2. You're thinking of the Order of Saint Yankovic

There's a Milwaukee chapter, I think.

I understand they prefer discordant accordians. To an Oompah beat.