Too strong for GD?

[toddaa]

Everytime we have one of these horrid natural disasters, I always come back to one basic fundamental truth. There is no God. If there was, he'd be a major asshole and I just can't imagine the universe being in the control of a sadistic asshole. Today, the American Family Association has official declared Hurricane Katrina as part of God's divine plan to stop one man from putting his penis into a another man's anus. That seems to be the biggest problem the world is facing. I know that poverty, violence, and famine may seem to be worse, but as far as God is concerned, anal sex is icky and must be wiped out. It seems the best way for God to do this is by killing poor, black people. So, not only is he an asshole, but he's a bad shot too. Either that, or he's a fucking idiot.

[BiggJawn]

1. His aim is horrendous!

And I'm not too certain about his mind.

[NMMNG]

2. Oh, gay sex isn't the only culprit

Katrina was also God's vengance for abortion, the pagan holiday of Mardi Gras, witchcraft and "false religion": http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4590741

[Taxloss]

3. Yeah, I bet Poppy Z Brite is feeling pretty guilty right now. n/t

[Taxloss]

4. I remember once reading an essay with a similar theme.

Something along the lines of "I used not to believe in God. Now I do, and it is clear he is a menace and we must unite to find and destroy him."

Demonstrating that there's a god is pretty much impossible. Demonstrating that there's a benevolent God is double-impossible on toast with a side order of can't-be-done.

[trotsky]

5. LMAO, Taxloss.

Demonstrating that there's a benevolent God is double-impossible on toast with a side order of can't-be-done.

That's hilarious, mainly because it's so damn true!