I'm declaring Today, September 16......

[BiggJawn]

"National Nothing FAILS like PRAYER Day"

how do you celebrate it? Shit, I dunno....

Perhaps when somebody starts in on "Gawd's MERCY" remind them of the thousands who got NO "mercy"

I'm reminded of the drivel they drool everytime a kid somehow survives a plane crash or sinking..."Oh, it's a MIRACLE! Gawd SAVED that little Bay-BEE!"

Yeah, but why couldn't he save the OTHER 300 on board? Too tired? Long night with a new girlfriend? Or boyfriend? Just feeling a little sadistic that morning?

So come join me, and remember:
"Nothing FAILS like Prayer"!

[beam me up scottie]

1. I'm in.

Do we get a persecution kit or anything?

[BiggJawn]

2. Uh........I don't know....

Sorry if this is as well-planned as FEMA's response to katrina....

[onager]

3. I'll be selling the 3-Legged Rabbit T-shirts...

"The only difference between prayer and carrying a rabbit's foot is a 3-legged rabbit."

[BiggJawn]

4. Yeah, wasn't very lucky for the RABBIT, now was it?

:D

[Phentex]

5. States with the lowest percentage of prayers being fulfilled....

will be placed on the Failing States lists or Does Not Meet Adequate Yearly Progress.

Remember, folks, "No State Left Behind!"