How to talk to Az

[Modem Butterfly]

1) Approach slowly, but confidently. Az can smell fear and WILL react if he sense weakness.

2) Avoid wearing bright colors, particularly red. It is a popular misconception that Az is colorblind. Muted, earth-tones are the best choice.

3) Try to bring a treat to win Az's trust. Az's natural diet includes copious amounts of Reuben sandwiches, so anything containing rye bread, pastrami, sauerkraut, rough mustard, French dressing, in any combination is good. Also, candied apples are very much loved by Az.

4) Speak in a calm, soothing manner. Avoid sudden movements.

5) Never approach a group of Az.

[beam me up scottie]

1. .

:evilgrin:

edited to add: Never approach a BMUS or MB without throwing them a chew toy first (small fundie children will do).
Once their thirst for the blood of the stupid is slaked, they will listen to reason.

[Az]

2. Suddenly a wild Az leaps and rips into the poor butterfly

Wings and body parts fly everywhere..... oh the humanity.....if only she had remembered that dancing hello cthulhus attract wild Az's like catnip.

[Modem Butterfly]

3. Bright colors, sudden movements...

Ah, the circle of life!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Yep, the Way to Talk to Az is an important topic

that has to be kept kicked.

[Az]

5. Definately

:kick:

[trotsky]

6. What I would like is a thread on how to talk LIKE Az.

Ya got that YOOPER accent, Az?

[GOPFighter]

7. Oh, I just found this

Sigh. The only thing worse than bad advice is good advice - given too late to do any good.

I'll try candied apples the next time...if I can pry them away from my wife.

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. Is it OK To poke AZ with a spoon?

:::sigh::: MB can't respond.....


ANYWAY


how about a foreign language? Can one talk to AZ in...say....French?
Not that i speak French.

BTW AZ? Your "Natural diet" is a sammich best found in Manhattan?

How are you with Roast Beef on a Kaiser?

[Az]

9. Roast beast is a natural Az lure

You can speak to the Az in English and a smattering of Japanese or German.

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. "Domo Arigato, AZsama........

Hmmmmm....well, then if Roast beef is a natural lure and rough mustard and English are also in line......

Where do you stand on Yorkshire pudding?










Answer; THE CORNERS! (Thats usually the nicest, crustiest bit)
Of course, if you make it as a popover in a round ramiken, you're fucked.
:::slaps self:::: That's just silly

[Az]

11. Mustard and Yorkshire pudding... blech

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. NO NO NO!!! I don't suggest mustard on Yorkshire pudding!!

Not for a second! Only a fucking dipshit with no sensibility for food would put mustard on Yorkshire Pudding!

No, what i was getting at was the idea that grainy mustard, large meat and the English language point me to thinking you might........


ummmm.... :think:
::: Drops shovel, looks up at the walls of the hole::::
:hide:
never mind.

PS. gravy. Beef gravy on Yorkshire Pudding. Anything else is beneath those of us that have knowledge of such things and quite frankly, contemptable.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. But you have to remember:

Pat Robertson puts sugar on his porridge!