South Florida Atheists - Impromptu Meet-Up

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Hey All,

If anyone in the area would care to join us, IMModerate and I are planning to meet and have dinner on Wednesday, October 5th, 7PM, at the Downtowner Saloon in Fort Lauderdale. IMM wrote to me that there's an "Atheist Handbook" - I never received my copy, so looking forward to receiving the secret transcript. }( (Hope this is okay with you, IMM!)

:party:

:toast:

-Cindy in Fort Lauderdale

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1. You need a copy of the handbook...

to participate in the EAC*

*Evil Atheist Conspiracy

And I'm looking forward to meeting up on Wednesday.:bounce:

--IMM

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. Make sure you sit at a table in the Northeast corner.......

and face Northwest.

EAC handbook, Pg 192, Paragraph 4, Section c, Line 5, Item IV.
"Secret Atheist Restaurant meetings and their proper seating orientation when meeting within 10 miles of the Atlantic Ocean but not off a bay, inlet, port, estuary, harbor, river delta, backwater swamp, cove or on a cape, spit, sandbar, barrier island, reef, or peninsula of less than 9.9 miles in width."


Unless you have cake for dessert. Then you can sit anywhere.

That disclaimer is Item VII.

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3. So, just a kick in case anyone can join us

:evilgrin:

I'm quite certain that I'm a part of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. But looking forward to learning about the Atheist Handbook!

-Cindy in Fort Lauderdale

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4. Who could resist having dinner with some liberal atheists?

--IMM