Awww, idn't that sweet??

[progressoid]

My mother-in-law decided to give my wife and I a prime rib dinner for Valetine's Day...
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AT HER CHURCH!

I'm only going if Peter O'toole shows up.

[Book Lover]

1. Who wants to be in a church on Valentine's Day?

Geez people, have some sense of propriety!

[lazarus]

2. My first date was at

a church Valentine's Day party. First kiss was at the same party. I was 14.

In the South, at least, a lot of socialising is done in churches. They have halls for dinners and things. It's supposedly a good chaperoned environment. Ha!

[progressoid]

3. Actually, it is on Saturday night

not much better really.

I'm not sure there is a good night for a Church/Valentine dinner with my wife. At what point do I give her the naughty underwear?

[Az]

4. That reminds me.... Gotta add Ruling Class to my DVD library

Great little movie.

[displacedtexan]

5. Dessert: Body Of Christ (With or Without Nuts)

I forget the name of that comedian who said that.

He was hilarious!

[Tafiti]

6. Sounds like something either...

...Bill Hicks or George Carlin would say, though I have no idea. Either way, it's hilarious.