Are ass candles still off limits in here?

[Goblinmonger]

Just wondering.
:hide:

[EvolveOrConvolve]

1. Not sure what those are

but they sound painful and oddly intriguing at the same time.

[Goblinmonger]

2. well

http://www.buttcandle.com/

Maybe it was the skeptics forum. Just trying to, in all good fun, stir up some shit.

[lizerdbits]

3. It was skeptics

Specifically, Random_Australian.

[Goblinmonger]

4. I remembered the who

just not the where. First thing to go, you know.

[Random_Australian]

7. Yah, it's the reason my current research is death-laser focused.

Specifically, focused on anyone who mentions those damn candles. :grr:

[progressoid]

10. "stir up some shit"

:spray:

[Goblinmonger]

11. Thank you

I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your servers.

[progressoid]

12. And the website has a good line too...

"We stand behind all of our products"


Maybe it's the other way around. Their products stand behing them. :shrug:

[TZ]

13. hehe.

There are a bunch of new posters in the skeptics forum who need to see this I believe! :evilgrin:

[Random_Australian]

6. They are a sympathy pain concentrated into a weaponised form.

As such, anyone mentioning them needs a nice warm bath in some lava.

[Random_Australian]

5. Hmmm, the more pressing question is: Can I choke you with the power of my mind?

And if that fails, is taking out the solar system too high a price to make sure I'm rid of you and your unhealthy obsession? The answer to the first is undetermined, I'll guess we'll have to see if you keep posting. The answer to the second is a rather clear "no, go right ahead. I'll be near Betelgeuse if you need me"

[WhollyHeretic]

8. I'm guessing that for people who use ass candles there isn't much that is off limits

:shrug:

[onager]

9. I thought they were always on limits

Just like the Baby Jesus Butt Plug:

When you woke up this morning, you know that something was missing in your life.

It wasn't the new car, the new job, the boyfriend or the girlfriend.

But now you know: it's the Baby Jesus Butt Plug.

Slap him on the dashboard. Use him as the ultimate pacifier or make Baby Jesus the centerpiece of your magnificent Dildo Creche.

What would Jesus do?

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php