You grumps have GOT to see this thread...

[onager]

In the Entertainment forum - "Worst Album Cover Ever:"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=210x30778

I amused myself by asking "Where are they now?" So match your favorite...erm...artist with their current occupation (and make up some of your own)...

1. Meth cooker/consumer

2. Quiverfull welfare mother

3. Recruiter, Log Cabin Republicans

4. Died in siege of Aryan Polygamist compound

5. Professional funeral demonstrator, Westboro Baptist Church

6. Attached to staff of deeply closeted Republican Congressman

7. Has Mom's corpse buried in back yard

8. Immolated self trying to fire-bomb Planned Parenthood

[charlie]

1. In a polyamorous communal compound with Little Richard Miller

where they double up using him for Jesus nightly.

[conscious evolution]

2. OMFG!

http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/worst-album-covers
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[and-justice-for-all]

12. What the hell is wrong with that Europe cover??

That is not a bad cover IMO.

[Warpy]

3. The middle guy dry humping the gal's shoulder is a great touch here

Obviously, the Kodachrome was sending them into the poorhouse, so they couldn't get a second shot with the bird's eyes open.

And do my eyes deceive me, but is the guy on the right levitating about six inches above the flat pavement?

At least I know what to do the next time I get depressed, cruise the Christian music album covers at the used record store. No matter how bad it gets, I'll know beyond a shadow of a doubt how much worse it could be.

This stuff is a real gold mine for a study of the effects of inbreeding.

[and-justice-for-all]

10. Is that the Addams Family...? nt

[Deep13]

22. John Popper! nt

[onager]

4. Careful with that axe, Eugene...er, Jesus...

[and-justice-for-all]

11. Welcome to Waco...nt

[onager]

5. The jokes just write themselves...

[MrModerate]

6. Tiny . . . Bubbles? Oh.My.Gawd. n/t

[Soylent Brice]

7. can't. stop. laughing.

[Deep13]

8. The higher the hair, the closer to God.

OOPS, someone on the other thread beat me to it.

[and-justice-for-all]

9. Potential Charles Manson recruits or the ones that got away...

Look like Jim Jones fans too.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

13. Jesus Jumpin' Christ, I think I just shat myself!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

I'm about 90% sure that the one on the right is a dude with a wig and a pair of swanky horn-rims.

[Ezlivin]

14. Perhaps a new title would suit this trio?

[frogmarch]

15. Does the one with glasses

look sort of like Jay Leno? Does to me.

Is this a for real album cover? Nah, they're guys, right? And this is a spoof album cover, right?

If it's for real, EEK.

[Heddi]

16. here are mine, from my Myspace and Facebook

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=113554&id=577976655&l=3a771c2ee1

[charlie]

17. He Looked Beyond My Faults?

Meaning, God was looking wherever they weren't when they shot that album cover?

Who posed those women? Ladies... when I say "ready"..... pretend you've got lobster claws!

I'm sure that one chick's cantilevered 'do made her a smoking hot babe to every engineer she met.

[Heddi]

18. He looked beyond my faults...

...but he could not look beyond my huge hair as He sat behind me at the MoviePlex 16

[charlie]

19. Which is why...

...I'm never washing the Milk Duds off the back of my head. Praise be, God is a great shot!

[phantom power]

20. Whiffenpoofs?

I did not just see that.

:rofl:

[Warpy]

21. "All my Friends are Dead?"

Dude, that's what you get for swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool, most of 'em don't make it past 30.

That guy on the "God's Power" album looks like he's out of matches to light that cross. Poor bastard.

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