Poor me! Ted Haggard's wife writes "book."

[onager]

"Book" in quotes because this is just the usual ghost-written chunk of instant tripe.

The only news in it - she STILL denies that Ted is gay.

:rofl:

Already left my comments, of course:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7653030

[progressoid]

1. Yuck, I saw those two on some TV "news" program recently.

I couldn't stand more than about two minutes of them.

[charlie]

2. I can't help but wince

thinking of what they must go through every time Ted is expected to do his spousal duty. Imagine the fear and pensiveness as both of them pretend he really wants to jump her bones. And poor old Ted is bereft of the one thing that works -- fantasy. Because, now God is watching his every move.

Dis-as-ter.

I'm surprised they haven't dragged Dawkins into this. I mean, one day the militant fundamentalist shows up, and the next thing you know Ted's off tweaking and chasing hardbodies. There's an angle here Dumbfuck Nation would totally buy if they tried to sell it.