:eye roll:

[laconicsax]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7975412
:eyes:

[ChadwickHenryWard]

1. Is that poster drunk?

I was going to submit my opinion into the discussion, but the huge number of grammatical and spelling errors, even of shit from his own Bible, not to mention the general incoherence of his ideas, made me wonder if he's not just intoxicated in some way.

[laconicsax]

2. I believe the PC term is "pious."

[beam me up scottie]

3. It's always a party.

He's harmless and he kind of grows on you after a while.

[ChadwickHenryWard]

4. Yeah, see, I've been "drunk dialed" before

and it kind of reminded me of that. I thought maybe it was a "Wake up after blacking out and check the texts you sent your friends last night and go 'oh fuck!'" kind of situation. But some people are just drunk of life, I guess.

[beam me up scottie]

9. I think that's a good description.

I have a good friend (only because he lives in another state) who is the same way. He really does care about me in his own way but if I had to be in the same room with him for more than a few minutes I would kill him.

[laconicsax]

5. It reminds me of this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQnd5ilKx2Y#t=31s

What possible reason could there be for you not to e-mail us? Certainly ignorance shouldn't be a bar. You may not know anything about the issue, but I bet you reckon something. So why not tell us what you reckon? Let us enjoy the full majesty of your uninformed ad hoc reckon by going to bbb.co.uk/meandmyimportantthoughts, clicking on "what I reckon," and then simply beating on the keyboard with your fists or head.

[beam me up scottie]

10. ZOMG! Awesome spoof!

They are hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP-rkzJ6yZw&feature=related">Mitchell & Webb: Alien invasion

:rofl:

[muriel_volestrangler]

11. Mitchell and Webb are superb - "Lifestyle Nutritionists" and "Homeopathic A&E"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SavsJYXWgm8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0

Bonus "Myth Child": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-c-yiTE7zM

and "Proof of no God": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1-bbz3crjw

Plus: "Global Warming Skeptic" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh76DVhj0-Y ("It's still bloody freezing in my flat")

[beam me up scottie]

12. Priceless, thank you!

"I want you to go in there and demand to look at her shit!

Then, charge her top dollar for the most ridiculous personal diet plan that no human could ever stick to and live.
That way either she dies or she can't complain because she didn't stick to her plan."

[meeshrox]

6. Who the hell is "Mosis"?

:rofl:

[laconicsax]

7. I'm not so sure it's a "who," so much as a "what."

[meeshrox]

8. Teh stoopid...it hurts!

"The religious law was made by Mosis"

Not to mention the unbelievable number of grammatical errors! UGH!
Typical fundie with no idea of what their own book says!