A joke for the day - this is where I meant to post that

[YankeyMCC]

Jesus, the Holy Ghost and the Virgin Mary are sitting on a cloud, kind of bored. So they decide to take a little trip down to Earth, but they can't decide where. Jesus keeps nixing the suggestions like Jerusalem, the Vatican, etc., because they've all seen those places thousands of times already. Then the Holy Ghost says: "I know: how about Lourdes?" and Mary exclaims: "Perfect! I've never been there before!"

[onager]

1. The classic line about Lourdes...

...from George Bernard Shaw: "All those canes, braces and crutches, and not a single glass eye, wooden leg or toupée."