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frogmarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-02-10 10:34 PM
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Holy crap
I just had to share this post that recently appeared in my local radio station website's guest book. This is just one of the outrageous posts this wacko had made. Some of his other posts could be construed as threats to government officials. This one is religious in nature. (He's often made fun of in the guest book for using ten-dollar words. lol)


Guest book patrons, let us be candid, America is on the road to perdition. The appalling declination of spirituality in this impious and reprobate era has caused a social and political metastasis on such a colossal scale that its infamy will be indelibly etched in the annals of history forever. I am fully aware that human beings are capable of sinful acts, but what we are witnessing, these days, is not of human origin. Humans have limitations to their evil because of their intrinsic affinity to God. Therefore, only individuals possessed by (non human) evil spirits can perpetrate such unthinkable, perfidious, and hideous crimes. Consider this: it takes an inordinate amount of discipline, dedication, and persistence for a symphony to work in concert and perform musical master pieces. Yet, behold, the harrowing tyranny proliferating exponentially before our very eyes. This eerie phenomenon is not normal. This abhorrent evil is truly beyond the ability of mankind to effectuate. The most common miracle that Jesus performed was exorcism. Folks, we are up against unseen forces that are far more formidable than the infamous Caligula of Rome, Adolf Hitler, and the like. Spiritual blindness is far worse than tenuous eyes of ephemeral flesh. We are up against a puissant foe that only God can save us from. Therefore, unwitting souls be admonished, either wake up now and open your spiritual eyes or prepare to live an interminable nightmare from which you cannot awake. Death and destruction are inexorably looming on the horizon with an insatiable lust for blood. It is truly time to pray!


I am tempted to reply, telling him I ain't skeert o' no pissant foe.
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meeshrox Donating Member (522 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-03-10 09:15 AM
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1. With all those big words, you'd think he would know not to
end a sentence with a preposition? :eyes:

Your response would fall on stoopid ears! I wouldn't bother...
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frogmarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 08:59 AM
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6. haha! He
tries, though. Gotta hand him that. :-)
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enuegii Donating Member (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-03-10 06:59 PM
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2. I don't know which one I like better:
"This eerie phenomenon is not normal" or "Spiritual blindness is far worse than tenuous eyes of ephemeral flesh"...

I figure he could have saved himself a lot of time by just saying "ol' Scratch is on the loose, so ya better pray!"

Don't misunderestimate those pissant foes, though. They can be pretty annoying.
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frogmarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 09:09 AM
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7. It's always
hard for me to pick a favorite passage in something he's written. While trying to decide, I feel like a kid in a candy store - I want this! No, Wait, I want that!

He's a gem of a writer. :-) Bet he could win a "It was a dark and story might" competition hands down.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 02:04 AM
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3. Caught! "...indelibly etched in the annals of history forever."
Once something is indelibly etched in the annals of history, you needn't throw in "forever." And if it's indelibly etched in history, where else would it go but in the "annals?" Furthermore, etching is always indelible, so that's superfluous.

He could just have said, "etched in history," without losing any meaning. That is a sign of a wind bag.

--imm
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 03:12 AM
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4. How about "indelibly logged", then?
This guy is a maestro of florid poot. I like him.
The Nefarious Establishment Resorts to Humiliation Tactics

How low can it get, honestly! One of the greatest fears of a human being is to suddenly find themselves naked in front of a crowd of staring people. Most of our bodies are far less than perfect which makes it even worse. Regardless, it is one of the most humiliating experiences that a person could possibly encounter in a lifetime. Yet, it does not seem to bother the sadistic and impudent establishment whatsoever. The airport body scanners are the final blow. This dehumanization of the masses is not only beyond belief, it is unrestrained insanity. If “We the People” do not step forward with integrity and openly revile this feral establishment, then we will witness abuse and humiliation on such a colossal scale that its infamy will be indelibly logged in the annals of history as being heinously unparalleled since the inception of mankind. Citizens, for the love of God, WAKE UP!
http://www.infowars.com/heathrow-worker-warned-over-body-scanner-misuse

The Sinister Pretext of Vaccinations

This modern and insidious government is never satisfied. Its unconscionable and rapacious desire to destroy people’s lives is unnerving. Under the false pretenses of “healthcare” it wishes to attenuate hence decimate the populace through its beguiling miracle vaccines. But what is most disturbing is this: The day is coming when venal thugs holding guns are going to force people to take these venomous snake bites, metaphorically speaking, against their will. Does that sound like a benevolent act of grace? Those who have ears will hear the counsel of the Lord will avert this quagmire of despair.
http://www.infowars.com/rotarix-rotavirus-vaccine-contaminated

An inexplicable tyrannical system has usurped our government. And appallingly, it is divesting (all) true and God fearing American citizens who do not fit into their venal and sycophantic order of things. Whether you are homeless or have property, you are going to be dealt with in like manner. In fact, allow me to expatiate on the matter: it does not make any difference to the spiritually dead zombies that perform the unconscionable treachery for this evil, corrupt system; therefore, they do not care if their hapless victims are educated, productive, and squeaky clean paragon citizens. This Satanic system seems to eerily know if you are an independent and true God fearing American citizen. And, if you are, you can rest assured that their myrmidon mind controlled fools are going to show up at your door or, homeless camp, to strip you of everything you own in an insidious effort to execute you through exposure, starvation, and etcetera. And invariably, they always hide under the aegis of government and the beguiling color of law. It is time to sound God’s trumpet and wake up those who sleep. The grim reaper is at the door. Pray!
http://www.infowars.com/census-workers-local-officials-harass-take-possessions-of-homeless

The Monetary Concept is the Insidious Invention of Satan

Let’s face it folks, it is impossible to amass and retain wealth in such an intrinsically dishonest system of things. Avarice (greed) is the snare of the human soul. In fact, it is listed as the first of the seven deadly sins and, DEADLY, as in eternal damnation. The whole impetus of the Mark of the Beast is monetary power. Did not Jesus say that it is impossible for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of Heaven? Consider the tyranny of the IRS. Have you ever seen such a malevolent and treacherous organization? Yet, they are the mendacious heart and execrable soul of the world’s monetary system. The whole concept of money is based upon unmitigated evil. Is this why the just shall live by faith? It is time to reassess and take a deeper look into this cruel and beguiling world. The supernatural is for the children of God, because it is the only way we can survive. I have finally grown to embrace the beauty of faith and the endless miracles it bestows.
http://www.infowars.com/what-do-the-new-unemployment-numbers-mean

Citizens, let’s examine our ominous future in the physical realm: Our nation is financially irredeemable; immorality has metastasized; our obese, parasitic government has outgrown its tax host; America is spiritually bankrupt; and, there are not enough resources to sustain the unwieldy and incompetent population base. Therefore, the government has no option other than to fake a national emergency and surreptitiously reduce the population. Remember, the government is secular, which means antithetical to God. They are going to operate on the (id) level or i.e., the carnal way. They are incapable of spiritual concepts. Therefore, they are totally predictable. Thus, know this fact and do just the opposite. Those who trust in God will survive. It is time to face the music, metaphorically speaking. We are now irrevocably thrust into the—Great Tribulation period lucidly described in the book of Revelation found in the Christian Bible. Make your stand for God, because there is no turning back now.
http://smartgirlpolitics.ning.com/profiles/blogs/false-flag-imminent

Secular education promulgates the doctrine of the New World Order: enslavement. If any intelligent student dares to even question its despotic mind-control foist, then they are DEALT with immediately. Many dissenting students or staff members are expelled for life. The dummying down agenda was effectuated via the secular movement. (The word secular basically means antithetical to God.) Thus, if the mentally impeded student/worker becomes disgruntled about their abject enslavement situation, then they are given antipsychotic medication. Imagine that. Citizens, we need to reestablish schools and colleges of faith, especially the Christian genre. It would behoove us to boycott secular education, for this is a dark and foreboding hour in which we now live.
http://www.infowars.com/education-too-important-for-a-government-monopoly/comment-page-1/#comment-1839135
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frogmarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 08:55 AM
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5. Joseph Applegarth! I knew it!
For a small town boy, Jody sure gets around. :rofl:

The paragraph in my OP was written by him too.

Here's another of Jody's guest book goodies:

Guest Book patrons, we have four forms of government: city, county, state, and federal. As a collective, they normally work in concert with one another. Therefore, when we say the word government, we mean it in its entirety. It is mandatory for elected officials to swear an oath of office in order to preserve our American Constitution. In fact, most appointed officials are even required to do likewise. Therefore, let us, , keep a watchful eye and make sure that they do, indeed, keep their oath of office for the sake of our future. In this ominous, aberrant, and egregious society of our modern era, our nation is festering with official malfeasance hence wanton injustice within every level of government. Therefore, let us advantageously learn the insidious, cunning, and treacherous tactics demonstrated by our own rogue government officials and thus mirror it back against them by litigating these perfidious culprits to death, metaphorically speaking. Let us surfeit the courts with our prosecutions against them so their lives will become a living hell so that they will know what it is like to be dealt with in like manner. Let us make sure they spend ample time in prison and live after wits in perpetual poverty. Thus, let us ban together with the tenacity hence continuity of army ants to fortify our standing and usher forth the imperative discipline to this opprobrious lot (those who pervert our constitution). Be admonished, if we do not expedite the reestablishment of our inalienable human rights (the constitution), the virtue of such will patently disappear into the dark abyss of eternal silence. It is time to quicken our spirits, pray, and act.

~~

I can't get enough of him. :-D
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 03:09 PM
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11. You know what else is cool?
He's a plumber.

You found a real Joe the Plumber :)

It would've been so much fun if McCain had adopted THIS one, instead of that other bullet-headed sack of stupid.
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 04:16 PM
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12. WTF? "Collective?"
...we have four forms of government: city, county, state, and federal. As a collective, they normally work in concert with one another.

Collective? No, they're pretty damn autonomous...e.g., here's local government deciding NOT to work in concert, Birmingham, Alabama, 1963:


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frogmarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 09:18 AM
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8. He does
like the sound of his own words, doesn't he? Whew, wind bag is right!

Still, whenever I see a new post from him, I can't help but read it. :-)
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 10:25 AM
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9. Oooh, somebody got a copy of Roget's for his birthday!
and he managed to transcribe all the big words correctly, even though he's a little hazy on the meanings of most of them.

Cute.
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frogmarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-04-10 11:53 AM
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10. :-) Yes, cute.
I always picture him holding his thesaurus in one hand and typing with the other.

Oh, well, he tries. :-)
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