"I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light."

[Mojambo]

A friend posted this on Facebook.

This quote really aggravates me.

I'll take alone in the light every time. Although I have never found it particularly lonesome in the light.

[WillParkinson]

1. So...your god...

What does he like to do in the dark?

Just curious.

[Warpy]

4. Barks his shins on the furniture, apparently.

That quote never made any sense to me, either.

[realisticphish]

5. GOD IS EVERYWHERE

lurking... waiting...

NIGHT OF THE LIVING CHRIST
This summer.

[laconicsax]

2. You could post the following in response:

"Translation: I would rather be ignorant and fearful than knowledgeable and confident."

OR

"Translation: I'm an infant in need of a comfort object."

[realisticphish]

3. Bullshit; I've played "Alan Wake"

the dark is BAD. Light heals you, and destroys your enemies. Your flashlight is your greatest weapon...

[Flipper999]

7. Haha! I thought about Alan Wake too after reading that.

What kind of god would hide in the dark? Hmm...

[realisticphish]

9. If God starts telling you to write a novel

that includes yourself as a character, reach for the fucking clicker

[FiveGoodMen]

6. Ah, sorry, but the choices were...

1) Walk alone in the dark

2) Walk alone in the light

No substitutions, please.

[Deep13]

8. Those pretty much are the choices, aren't they.

Except that the delusion of walking with god is what keeps it dark.

[charlie]

10. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

I'll take Vapid Catchphrases for $200, Alex.

[awoke_in_2003]

11. I would rather walk...

in the dark with Salma Hayek :)

[Kurt Remarque]

12. ignorance is bliss, i guess