I'm going all out on the tree this year.

[PassingFair]

Anyone want in on a group buy?

[realisticphish]

1. good jeebus that's hideous nt

[BlueJazz]

2. Son-of-a-bitch!....that's one damn purrty tree. I'd be right proud to have that one.

[PassingFair]

3. I'm puttin mines right in tha winda!

So's everybody can see I'm wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross!

[BlueJazz]

8. And you know...its made by Bosscreation .co*. I do believe that's Bosshog's website!!

:) :)

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. You can't fool me - it's made by Midland Counties

and it's called a 'Rocket':

http://i179.photobucket.com.nyud.net:8080/albums/w309/huggie74/2467808994_ebae991359_m.jpg

[awoke_in_2003]

4. I just puked...

in my mouth a little bit.

[PassingFair]

5. Remember, "it's not just a tree, it's a MOVEMENT"! n/t

[enlightenment]

6. Obviously. The sort of 'movement' that doctors

recommend you have at least once every day . . .

yerg.

[progressoid]

7. Oh yeah, it's a movement alright.

That definitely some colon blow there.

[Deep13]

12. Yeah, I could crap out a better tree than that. nt

[amyrose2712]

16. LMAO! nt

[Deep13]

10. A red, white a blue toilet brush.

How patriotic.

[Iggo]

11. LOL...'It's a movement.'

:rofl:

[salvorhardin]

13. Did anyone notice the price on that?

It's $400. That's $53 per foot! Apparently they're getting their pricing model from MonsterCable.

[FiveGoodMen]

14. Ah yes, MonsterCable

When I bought my flat screen, the store also sold me a $50, 6-foot HDMI cable from MonsterCable.

I've since bought one from Amazon for 50 cents that works just as well.

[amyrose2712]

15. I forgot where I was for a sec. Almost thought you were serious!

Scare a person why don't ya! Guess I need to back off the "tea"O8)

[PassingFair]

19. All of the ornaments will be plastic guns and teabags! n/t

[phantom power]

17. Yes, because the Baby Jesus is all about combining an American Flag with pagan solstice symbols

:eyes:

[SkyDaddy7]

18. CHRISTIANS DO NOT READ THEIR BIBLES...Jeremiah 10: 2-4

2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.

4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.