Jeremiah 10: 2-4...This is the season to educate Christians about their...

[SkyDaddy7]

about their religions!

Jeremiah 10:2-4 (King James Version)

2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.

4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

[laconicsax]

1. Sorry to dampen the fun...

As fun as this bit is, it's about giant idols. The KJV leaves out a lot of the original Hebrew that makes that clear.

Although, those types who think that KJV was dictated by God in English won't know or understand this so go for it with them.

[Warpy]

2. Yeah, all the better to mess with their heads

and make them just as dour and joyless over Xmas as they are over all the other fun holidays.