A Cookie That Looks Like Jesus

[Ian David]

A Cookie That Looks Like Jesus

I bought a box of Chocolate Chip Pecan cookies, and after I had polished off the last one I discovered a cookie that looked like Jesus.

If you examine the image closely you can see the resemblance: A distinct lack of presence, accentuated only by the assertion that it does indeed exist.

In fact, despite it's lack of tangibility the "Cookie That Looks Like Jesus" is sure to return in all it's glory as soon as we can initiate a conflict of global proportions. (The other two were just warm-ups. Tribulation is hard.)

You can take comfort in knowing that as long as you have faith in the cookie it exists and will watch over you. Except during bathroom and conjugal visits. It has its limits.

More:
http://cgi.ebay.com/190495501524

[MrModerate]

1. Ya know, every day's a parade at eBay. n/t

[WhollyHeretic]

2. The question and answer area is pretty funny

Q: I really want your item, but I want to know who I'm competing with for this cookie of potentially everlasting salvation. How many people are watching this bid? Jan-30-11
A: Everyone. It's like a Willy Wonka's golden ticket to the front of the 144,000.

Q: Is the appearance period-correct, or does it have that bearded lady look? I have the Americanized one and want the entire set. Jan-30-11
A: Some have said that the cookie has a distinctive Middle Eastern appearance, while others have claimed that it's obviously Jewish. Most observations from American believers have described the cookie as wholesome whitebread, riding a velociraptor, against the awesome backdrop of a messianic mushroom cloud. I couldn't see past the mullet.