I can visualize

[frogmarch]

a video slide show of beautiful religious imagery, with inspiring Christian instrumental music playing in the background.

The gradually appearing and fading-away slide captions would reveal these words:

~~
Legendary chicken fairy, big as life and twice as hairy
In our windows you'll come creepin'
Whippin' goodies on us while we're sleepin'
When you wish upon a bird, makes no difference how absurd
The chicken fairy hears each word, and all your dreams come true
Chicken fairy in the sky, Mother Goose is butterfly
Do whatever's necessary, legendary chicken fairy
Sing a song that's sanitary, take my wish, oh big canary
Legendary chicken fairy, make all my dreams come true
La da da da la da da
Sing a song that's sanitary...
~~

I’ve been taking a prescription cough medicine for my bronchitis, and I wonder if this is what being stoned feels like. It's not too bad.

[enuegii]

1. If it's got Demerol or something similar in it, then yes, it's exactly like being stoned...

Liked the song; don't drive under the influence.