Are we missing anyone?

[Ninjaneer]

Figured we should have a roll call to make sure no card carrying atheists turned coat at the last second and decided to play Superman.

I, for one, am still very much here and looking forward to the post-rapture looting tomorrow! :woohoo:

[onager]

1. Aieeeeeee! It's the Rapture!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnhKPw2NXIw

[darkstar3]

2. Delete, wrong place

[darkstar3]

3. I, for one, plan to enjoy some rapture.

I wonder if darkspouse and I can time it properly...

[mr blur]

4. Is it 6pm GMT or is that CST time?

I mean, I might be asleep.

I do wish they'd be more specific.

[Ninjaneer]

6. I think its 6 pm at every time zone,

also it doesn't matter if you're asleep. Just make sure your house has one of these:

[LeftishBrit]

5. I don't think we're getting the Rapture in England.

Haven't been hearing about it, anyway. Discrimination, that's what I call it.

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. The Church of England has it listed as "The Mild Pleasure"

One mustn't get carried away, after all :D

[Ninjaneer]

9. Thread Win.

:spray: Ahahahahaha

[LeftishBrit]

11. ROFL!

[Iggo]

18. Carried away.

Omigodomigodomigod, that's hilarious!

:rofl:

[RebelOne]

8. Still here in Georgia. I think we have almost one hour until the end. n/t

[mr blur]

10. Worst. Rapture. Ever. (nt)

[Warpy]

12. Oh, please

Like anyone in this group of reprobates ever had a chance of a fundy rapture.

[enuegii]

13. I'm still here--apparently they missed me again...

thank goodness.

[onager]

14. Aha! This explains it...

INSTALLING RAPTURE.
███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE.
Install delayed....please wait.
Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Rapture not found.
EVENT "Rapture" cannot be located.
The rapture you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
Please try again later.

(Stolen from somebody on Yahoo)

[Stuckinthebush]

15. Jesus came down, looked at me with his loving eyes

and said,"Aw, hell no!"

Then he left.

Damn.

[onager]

16. Jesus said - "Come forth, and enter the Kingdom of Heaven!"

But I came fifth and got a rubber chicken. And a snazzy Anti-Rapture Helmet, which is back in the closet waiting for the next True Prophecy.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Ah, so only Mark Webber was raptured.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Spanish_Grand_Prix#Race

Hm, maybe not, race was Sunday, Saturday was qualifying, and it was Fernando Alonso who came forth:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Spanish_Grand_Prix#Qualifying

[ZombieHorde]

17. Gary Gygax raptured me into some nerd's basement. nt

[Deep13]

20. I was raptured, but I escaped!

Turns out heaven is run by really restrictive HOAs.

[backscatter712]

21. They told me to stay here - it's where they have all the good parties! n/t