Bow before me.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

I have established myself as Irredeemably Evil. Die of envy.

For starters, I now want TWO rubber chickens.

[lazarus]

1. pshaw

I was told by an Air Force chaplain that I'm possessed by a demon. He wanted me to visit his prayer group so they could see one "in the wild", so to speak.

[Stuckinthebush]

3. That's nothing!

I threw a bible in the trash in front of a bunch of fellowship of Christian athlete types as they were trying to convert me. I tossed it in and said, "now that I've removed the fiction let's talk logically." I had large linemen coming to my dorm room for days trying to save me! "Evil John" they'd call me!

Bwaaaa Haaa Haaa!

[enuegii]

2. No thanks! I did that once before...

You taught me well.

[WillParkinson]

4. At least you didn't say kneel...

I've heard stories.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. That other phrase has been trademarked.

[WillParkinson]

6. Oh my Zod...

Or OMZ at the kids say.