Getting together slightly offensive cold weather holiday music - any suggestions?

[REP]

First, sorry if this is the wrong place but I thought this might not go over super well in the Lounge, even though the tracks I have so far aren't terribly offensive. Okay, a couple might be to the very devout.

Anyway, I'm looking for tracks that either have Jesus or god in the title and/or lyrics and make non-traditional references. The first example listed, despite the title, is the least offensive; it can be taken at face value though that's not it's intention. And I'm looking for more!


Hard on For Jesus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-C2sfSF6kc

Nietzsche 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=che852Y8Xf8 - really more an Easter song I guess

Love Spreads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBqvP9lAWjw

My Dick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTAfYEWHmnc

Just Like Kicking Jesus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j4syPZ3pS8

[beam me up scottie]

1. GASP! How DARE you post those in here?!!

*clutches pearls and swoons hoping one of the big strong atheist men will catch her*

**THUD**

[REP]

2. Oh dear. I have some smelling salts and Hitchens handy...

:-)

Actually, since my OP is sort of Loungey, I wasn't sure if it was appropriate here.

[beam me up scottie]

3. I like vodka and Carl Sagan, but Hitch'll do in a pinch.

You'll have to try a lot harder than that to offend atheists, especially those on DU.

No sacred cows here.

:hi:

[REP]

4. Oh, I wasn't worried about that! Just junking up your forum with fluff!

I could hear the weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth as I contemplatied posting in the Lounge, though. But I think I have the beginnings of the most awesome Cold Weather Holiday Album EVER.

on edit: Hitchens is sort of a weenie, but he fit with my alliteration.

[beam me up scottie]

5. Yeah, but it's DIRTY fluff :)

onager is going to love you.

[onager]

12. I heard that!

:hi:

In honor of your avatar...

"Death to the World, Cthulhu Is Come" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptP0OR-e7rI&list=PL4700D6B0C267820E&index=1&feature=plpp_video

Some of my other favorites I post every year:

"White Trash Xmas" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u_c1oyaClU

My idea of a traditional Xmas song, "Fairy Tale of New York" by The Pogues & Kristy MacColl - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLb213lak5s&feature=related

"An Atheist Xmas Song" by Dan Margarita - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCLlGr96dcM

[beam me up scottie]

20. I only have dial up, dammit, but I can listen to these at bf's mother's house during the holidays.

Maybe I could play them for everybody when we're opening gifts!

:rofl:

I put vodka in a perfume bottle in my purse last year but it was woefully inadequate.

I'm seriously considering leaving the gate open the night before so that I'll have to stay home to catch the horses.

[rrneck]

6. Here y'go.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=8&ved=0CFIQtwIwBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D1weQ2OBXa7Y&ei=muG9TqCxB-fd0QGBmI2rBA&usg=AFQjCNHYsP7Q40tF4OoTsXFP-iUZTgbhLw

The Red Peters holiday collection.

Holy shit it's Christmas!

[REP]

8. I was thinking more like 'Personal Jesus' type stuff, not Xmas-themed novelty tunes

But that does look simply awful, thanks!

[rrneck]

9. Ah. Okay.

I'm also a Three Stooges fan if that gives you any sense of my comedic sophistication.

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

7. My wife and I are partial to the Darlene McBride Xmas Collection

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TW1v78hthk

[RebelOne]

11. I love it! HIlarious! n/t

[REP]

10. Here's what I've got now:

Getting there...

[SecularMotion]

13. Keep your jesus off my penis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5YrB7TpT1Y

[REP]

14. Ballad of Jim Jones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwyKTQqtgfU

[Warpy]

15. Elvis Costello always delivers

The St. Stephen's Day Murders http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD1If3RE6Dc

Bullets for the New Born King http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SNhOPlYJm4&feature=related

Then there are other little seasonal ditties:

Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbVCODrdBaE

Christmas Sucks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy9q9NcF4Go&feature=related

The (um) Drummer Boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s29O9DWkqf4&feature=related

ETA: and from the knitters, Merry Fuckin' Christmas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-beKpG-Ul9o&feature=related

[REP]

16. Elvis is King - thanks!

Must have cruised right past that in the Cs!

[onager]

17. You reminded me! "The Annoying Drummer Boy"

"I know you're poor and not too bright
But can't we have a SILENT night?"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvQ1Hu22yoo

[awoke_in_2003]

21. Here we are at 3 AM...

with Ringo Starr of Bethlehem :rofl:

[progressoid]

18. Bob Rivers has a bunch of holiday parody songs

http://www.amazon.com/Twisted-Christmas-Bob-Rivers/dp/B000002JLV

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3M7IR6jkpc

White Trash Christmas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u_c1oyaClU

Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTVBYNHT-p4

etc

[Goblinmonger]

19. Jello Biafra/Mojo Nixon

Are you drinking with me Jesus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rcyAF4lz04
Favorite line: "I know you can walk on the water, But can you walk on this much beer?"

Plastic Jesus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzMjGbSoTj4

Jesus was a Terrorist (Biafra with NoMeansNo--so much harder than the Mojo Nixon collaboration)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teYEgNTENHU&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL8D071A7172328691

[GliderGuider]

22. A personal favourite is "God Rest Ye, Unitarians"

God rest ye, Unitarians, let nothing you dismay;
Remember there's no evidence there was a Christmas Day;
When Christ was born is just not known, no matter what they say,
O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.

There was no star of Bethlehem, there was no angels' song;
There could have been no wise men for the trip would take too long.
The stories in the Bible are historically wrong,
O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact!

Our current Christmas customs come from Persia and from Greece,
From solstice celebrations of the ancient Middle East.
We know our so-called holiday is just a pagan feast,
O, Tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.