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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-11 10:00 PM
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They're watching me...
I came home tonight and found a copy of "The Watchtower" jammed behind my doorknob...

Sorry I missed them when they called.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 12:18 AM
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1. Are they watching you from a tower? nt
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uriel1972 Donating Member (343 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 01:35 AM
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2. are they the ones with the black helicopters? nt
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MarkCharles Donating Member (932 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 07:32 AM
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3. My brother-in-law invites them in, and
talks to them for an hour or more as to why he is an atheist.

He figures he can plant a few seeds of doubt. But I doubt he's successful.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 08:23 PM
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4. I believe Jimmy Hendricks wrote a tune about them. Hallelujah !!
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-11 08:34 PM
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5. Back in the 80's they tried charging us for the literature they had left the day before.
My mom used it to kindle a fire so I couldn't give it back when they returned. I was like :wtf: is this fresh hell?

I gave them a very generous 60 seconds to get back in their car before I let the dogs out.
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EvolveOrConvolve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-11 09:39 PM
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6. Believe me when I say
The Watchtower makes poor toilet paper...
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