Anyone who doesn't frequent GD might want to today...

[Modem Butterfly]

I'm just saying, that's all.

[BurtWorm]

1. On account of that question directly to atheists, you mean?

:hi:

[Modem Butterfly]

6. It's just one of those days..

You can either fight the tide of religious threads, or give in and surf along it. Either way, someone ends up with wet pants!

[beam me up scottie]

2. The nipple thread is

a good read too.
So many funny people on DU...

[SheepyMcSheepster]

3. but......why do you hate everyone?

all you atheist going around beating people up and burning down their houses just because they are christians......how do you atheist sleep at night?

:sarcasm:

[Book Lover]

4. MB, please tell us

why you hate freedom/America/God/etc? For the love of kittens, WHY?!?!

[beam me up scottie]

5. Can we nominate threads for

the piss-ant page?
Maybe we should have our own award ceremony...

[onager]

7. That does it. I'm going to start

...writing fan-porn about C.S. Lewis.

(Not that I'm a fan of his or anything.)

[SheepyMcSheepster]

8. LOL

that cracks me up more than thinking about Star Trek TNG fan pron.

bring a whole new meaning to "The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe".

lol

:silly:

[Modem Butterfly]

9. The Lion, The Witch, The Wardrobe and What The Faun Saw...

:evilgrin:

[beam me up scottie]

10. god fucking damn it

(kicks over altar to non existent gods, hurts toe, jumps up and down using the names of the non-existent gods in vain, leaves room muttering...)

[NMMNG]

11. Just the same old crap

They do all of the attacking, then project project project.

[jonnyblitz]

12. crap i always miss all the fun xian lunacy on DU lately...

hells ya don't even need to go to a wingnut sight for it..

[beam me up scottie]

13. Johnny!

Where the hell have you been?
:spank:
Man, I missed you !
:hug:

[jonnyblitz]

14. i have been around

you just haven't seen me!! SMOOOOOCH

[beam me up scottie]

15. Ooooh, more!

Somebody sent me the link to your photo in the pix thread.
Whoa baby! I had no idea...you sure you don't swing the other way?
I am crazy about your arms, is the artist still working on them?
:P

[jonnyblitz]

16. ha...you would have to bring up my friend who does my tats..

long story but i will try. he called me when i just had the outline done to tell me he decided he was moving to florida in a month..so we did some marathon tattooing. 4 days straight he worked on that arm in order to finish before he moved. well, in the end, he went to florida, decided after a few weeks he was gonna move back so i coulda waited after all. but anyways in our rush he got burnt out doing it and didnt do as well on the top part of the arm as he could have. so NOW he will be back as soon as he gets a ride (snicker)and will work some more on the top part. he covered some older tats at the top and they are still slightly visible. (you should see him and his tats, speaking of hottie with great ink)

I wish i did swing the other way, i get along with girls much better! :P

[beam me up scottie]

17. Man, I can't imagine

working on a tattoo for 4 days.
I get mentally unstable after working on a charcoal drawing for more than a couple of hours. :crazy:

[jonnyblitz]

18. AND THEN...

after the final touchs (for now) were done at midnight on a friday, i had to get up the following morning and drive 5 hours through pouring rain to attend the boston DU gathering which i didnt want to miss because many were coming from all over! I shoulda been in bed...4 days of nonstop tattooing does a number on your system, but my tattooist says i just go limp and don't even flinch when he does me so he just knew i could take it..it just feels like somebody is rubbing a sunburn but by about day 4 it got quite uncomfortable..it was definetly worse for him.

so you are an artist..i didnt know..very cool. :hi:

[beam me up scottie]

19. No kidding.

By day four it would be akin to torture.
I hope nobody grabbed your arm at the gathering, it would be like:
"Whoa, Dude! Johnny just punched some little old lady! What's his problem?"
:rofl:

Nah, I'm not a real artist, it's just my creative outlet.