Funny LTTE

[YankeyMCC]

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/editorial_opinion/letters/articles/2005/06/07/the_theory_of_evolution/

Funny in a : "Wow there are some scary people out there!" kind of way.

[trotsky]

1. The last refuge of the clueless

Essentially, "Well you're wrong and too bad you won't know it until you're thrown in the lake of FIRE while I and God gleefully watch you burn in pain forever... because we love you."

[GOPFighter]

2. --Scratching head--

Let me get this straight. The "Intelligent Designer" used evolution to create the species? But, but...

[beam me up scottie]

3. Boy, I don't know about you guys,

but I'm REALLY worried about what I'm going to say when I get to the pearly gates.
It's all I ever think about.

[Warpy]

4. I'm gonna find that god character and slam his ass against a cloud

and demand a LOT of explanation. Oh, and I'm going to be very disappointed that the magnificence of the cosmos has been reduced to a nasty, naked Santa Claus with an accountant's mindset.

In the meantime, I'll get a kick out of watching the more witless of his followers. Try this one at http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=fp4.wmv

Yes, the sounds were added, but the guy's behaviour dictated them.

[beam me up scottie]

6. I am disgusted

with myself for finding that hysterically funny.
Okay, who could watch that jackass and not make noises?

[YankeyMCC]

5. Pearly gates Smearly gates

Everyone knows it's the "Halls of Mandos" where you have to answer to Namo - or at least try to trick him into thinking you're an elf so you can be re-embodied.

;)

[beam me up scottie]

7. Could you repeat that?

I'm taking notes.
It's hard to keep up with all of this spiritual stuff.

[YankeyMCC]

9. It's all in the Holy Book

the Silmarillion written by the prophet (although he didn't know he was a prophet JRR Tolkien).

(Hey it's no more silly than that whole xian mythology and thier holy book right? :evilgrin: There's a thread in the Lounge asking people to list their 5 most important History books. Someone listed the Bible...I should've included the Silmarillion in my list.)

BTW: You know I'm kidding right?

[beam me up scottie]

10. BWA!

A history book? The buy bull?
That's like saying you use Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary as your desktop reference!
Actually, the DD is more reliable!

(yeah, I knew you were kidding, I also prefer Tolkien characters to the dudes in the bible, they're less destructive and murderous.
But when it comes to exciting players, I prefer the Cenobites-straight out of the dark and twisted mind of Clive Barker)

[Bill McBlueState]

8. i bet the "editorial writer" just crapped his pants in fear

So apparently belief in a particular unsubstantiated origins theory is a requisite now for getting into heaven? Where is that in their holy book?

Anyway, as short as the letter is, it points to something I've never been able to figure out about the ID'ers. Do they only want any mention of evolution to be accompanied with "Well, some people think a god did this"? That's what he seems to be getting at with "Evolution is one of the basic premises of the Intelligent Designer."

If that's all they want, fine, let them have their fantasy. Whether a god is behind evolution makes no difference in how the physical process operates, which is all that's covered in science classes. But I think most of the creationists want something other than a full (but footnoted) explanation of evolutionary theory.

[rexcat]

11. Why do newspapers publish this crap...

I don't get it!