Today's Sermon

[displacedtexan]

Each Sunday, I post "Today's Sermon" on my blog (link under the burning Bush).

So far, I haven't received any "Today's Sermon" hate mail.

Hm. There must be more closet atheists & agnostics out there than I ever imagined.

[beam me up scottie]

1. OH WOW! How cool is it

that you have pictures of the nude bicyclists!!!
Awesome!

[beam me up scottie]

2. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I've never visited. Your site is so effing great!
:rofl:

"Today's Sermon: Holy Toledo!


What's Jesus doing inside this woman's womb?

Doesn't He have anything better to do?"

:spray:
:rofl:

I shall spread the word and your hatemail will overfloweth!

[beam me up scottie]

3. Kick! C'MON ATHEISTS!!!

Let's generate some hatemail for this patriot !

[BiggJawn]

4. Do you have a vesion that is NOT blue on brown?

These old eyes of mine were unable to read what you wrote...

[displacedtexan]

5. Hm. It doesn't look brown on my screen.

It looks beige to me.

Sounds like the page didn't load completely for you. There should be a wide strip of beige down the middle of the page... where the blog posts are.

Try refreshing the page.

[BiggJawn]

7. My ISP must have choked.

Because it looks just FINE now. Nice layout, actually, Kudos!

Also enjoyed the sermon. God and Jay-Cee, and Mary w/the Cherry must be some REAL practical jokers, to keep popping up in the DAMNEDEST places, don't they?

[trotsky]

6. Heheheh

I can't believe I've never clicked on your blog before, displacedtexan. Look what I've been missing! Great sermon! LOL

[DavidDvorkin]

8. Um, is there a link to your blog?

Is it there and I'm missing it?

[beam me up scottie]

9. It was there.

Weird.
I'll see if I can find it.

[beam me up scottie]

10. Here:

http://ascrivenerslament.blogspot.com/2004/12/scriveners-guide-tothe-worst-holiday.html

[DavidDvorkin]

11. Thanks

Maybe it went away during the period that sig lines were turned off today.

[NMMNG]

12. What a hoot!

I've always laughed every time I hear of another person seeing Jebus or the Virgin Mary in yet another tortilla, piece of toast or corn flake.

I remember a parody website called IseeJesus.com that said it would create an image of Jesus on the premises of any establishment (like on the side of the building, on the sidewalk, etc.) in order to bolster business. The fee for this service would vary depending on the size of the job. Included were "testimonials" from satisfied customers who had massive increases in business after IseeJesus.com created images of Jesus on their businesses' properties. It was hysterical. Unfortunately the site is no longer around.