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melv Donating Member (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 03:14 PM
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jesus emails
I am sick of getting these heartwarming stories from relative strangers who met me and exchanged email addresses with me for some reason or another.

I want a "cute little story" that I can send out.

Help?


Here's the story that came to my inbox today:

A Wonderful Story............

On July 22nd I was in route to Washington, DC for a
business trip. It was all so very ordinary, until we landed in Denver for a
plane change. As I collected my belongings from the overhead bin, an
announcement was made for Mr. Lloyd Glenn to see the United Customer Service
Representative immediately. I thought nothing of it until I reached the door to leave the plane and I heard a gentleman asking every male if he were Mr. Glenn. At
this point I knew something was wrong and my heart sunk.

When I got off the plane a solemn-faced young man came toward me and said,
"Mr. Glenn, there is an emergency at your home. I do not know what the emergency
is, or who is involved, but I will take you to the phone so you can call the hospital." My heart was now pounding, but the will to be calm took over.

Woodenly, I followed this stranger to the distant telephone where I called the number he gave me for the Mission Hospital. My call was put through to the trauma center where I learned that my three-year-old son had been trapped underneath the automatic garage door for several minutes, and that when my wife had found him he was dead.. CPR had been performed by a neighbor, who is a doctor, and the paramedics had continued the treatment as Brian was transported to the hospital.

By the time of my call, Brian was revived and they believed he would live, but they did not know how much damage had been done to his brain, nor to his heart. They explained that the door had completely closed on his little sternum right over his heart. He had been severely crushed. After speaking with the medical staff, my wife sounded worried but not hysterical, and I took comfort in her calmness.

The return flight seemed to last forever, but finally I arrived at the hospital six hours after the garage door had come down. When I walked into the intensive care unit, nothing could have prepared me to see my little son laying so still on a great big bed with tubes and monitors everywhere. He was on a respirator. I glanced at my wife who stood and tried to give me a reassuring smile. It all seemed like terrible dream. I
was filled-in with the details and given a guard ed prognosis. Brian was going to live, and the preliminary tests indicated that his heart was OK, two miracles in and of
themselves. But only time would tell if his brain received any damage.

Throughout the seemingly endless hours, my wife was calm. She felt that Brian would eventually be all right I hung on to her words and faith like a lifeline. All that night and the next day Brian remained unconscious. It seemed like forever since I had left for my business trip the day before.

Finally at two o'clock that afternoon, our son regained consciousness and sat up uttering the most beautiful words I have ever heard spoken. He said, "Daddy hold me" and he reached for me with his little arms.

By the next day he was pronounced as having no neurological or physical deficits, and the story of his miraculous survival spread throughout the hospital. You cannot imagine, we took Brian home, we felt a unique reverence for the life and love of our Heavenly Father that comes to those who brush death so closely.

In the days that followed there was a special spirit about our home. Our two older children were much closer to their little brother. My wife and I were much closer to each other, and all of us were very close as a whole family.

Life took on a less stressful pace. Perspective seemed to be more focused, and balance much easier to gain and maintain. We felt deeply blessed Our gratitude was truly profound.

The story is not over!

Almost a month later to the day of the accident, Brian awoke from his afternoon nap and said, "Sit down Mommy. I have something to tell you." At this time in his life, Brian usually spoke in small phrases, so to say a large sentence surprised my wife. She sat down with him on his bed, and he began his sacred and remarkable story.

"Do you remember when I got stuck under the garage door? Well, it was so heavy and it hurt really bad. I called to you, but you couldn't hear me. I started to cry, but then it hurt too bad. And then the 'birdies' came."

"The birdies?" my wife asked puzzled.

" Yes," he replied. "The birdies made a whooshing sound and flew into the garage. They took care of me."

"They did?"

"Yes," he said. "One of the birdies came and got you. She came to tell you "I got stuck under the door." A sweet reverent feeling filled the room. The spirit was so strong and yet lighter than air. My wife realized that a three-year-old had no concept of death and spirits, so he was referring to the beings who came to him from beyond as "birdies" because they were up in the air like birds that fly. "What did the birdies look like?" she asked.

Brian answered, "They were so beautiful. They were dressed in white, all white. Some of them had green and white. But some of them had on just white."

"Did they say anything?"

"Yes," he answered. "They told me the baby would be all right."

"The baby?" my wife asked confused.

Brian answered. "The baby laying on the garage floor." He went on, "You came out and opened the garage door and ran to the baby. You told the baby to stay and not leave."

My wife nearly collapsed upon hearing this, for she had indeed gone and knelt beside Brian's body and seeing his crushed chest whispered, "Don't leave us Brian, please stay if you can." As she listened to Brian telling her the words she had spoken, she realized that the spirit had left his body and was looking down from above on this little lifeless form. "Then what happened?" she asked.

"We went on a trip," he said, "far, far away." He grew agitated trying to say the things he didn't seem to have the words for. My wife tried to calm and comfort him, and let him know it would be okay. He struggled with wanting to tell something that obviously was very important to him, but finding the words was difficult.

"We flew so fast up in the air They're so pretty Mommy," he added.

"And there are lots and lots of birdies." My wife was stunned. Into her mind the sweet comforting spirit enveloped her more soundly, but with an urgency she had never before known. Brian went on to tell her that the "birdies" had told him that he had to come back and tell everyone about the "birdies." He said they brought him back to the house and that a big fire truck, and an ambulance were there. A man was bringing the baby out on a white bed and he tried to tell the man that the baby would be okay. The story went on for an hour.

He taught us that "birdies" were always with us, but we don't see them because we look with our eyes and we don't hear them because we listen with our ears. But they are always there, you can only see them in here (he put his hand over his heart). They whisper the things to help us to do what is right because they love us so much. Brian continued, stating, "I have a plan, Mommy. You have a plan. Daddy has a plan. Everyone has a plan. We must all live our plan and keep our promises. The birdies help us to do that cause they love us so much."

In the weeks that followed, he often came to us and told all, or part of it, again and again. Always the story remained the same. The details were never changed or out of order. A few times he added further bits of information and clarified the message he had already delivered. It never ceased to amaze us how he could tell such detail and speak beyond his ability when he talked about his birdies.

Everywhere he went, he told strangers about the "birdies." Surprisingly, no one ever looked at him strangely when he did this. Rather, they always got a softened look on their face and smile. Needless to say, we have not been the same ever since that day, and I pray we never will be.

You have just been sent an Angel to watch over you. Some people come into our lives and quickly go... Some people become friends and stay awhile...leaving beautiful footprints on our hearts ...and we are never quite the same because we have made a good friend!!

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present! Live and savor every moment...this is not a dress rehearsal! THIS IS A SPECIAL GUARDIAN ANGEL...

YOU MUST PASS THIS ON TO 5 PEOPLE WITHIN THE HOUR OF
RECEIVING HER..IF YOU HAVE PASSED HER ON, SHE'LL WATCH OVER YOU FOREVER...IF NOT, HER TEARS WILL FLOW...

Now don't delete this message, because it comes from a very special Angel.
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Jokerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 03:28 PM
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1. Neighbor, Paramedics Save Boy's Life...
But the parents want to give the credit to angels. Medical science saved that kid (if he ever existed), not superstition.

Oh yea, If your kid is crushed by a garage door and the angels don't save him, god must be punishing you. What tripe.
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 03:29 PM
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2. There is the story of
Joe Simpson and Simon Yates who ran into trouble climbing Siula Grande in the Peruvian Andes.

Simpson was injured and stuck in a cravase with apparently no hope of suviving.

He tells how he had a choice.

Pray for help - essentially do nothing - and most likely die.

Or take action, do something to help himself.

He choose to take action and lived.

The power of action over prayer.
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melv Donating Member (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 03:38 PM
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3. cutsie
thanks for the suggestions. I want to find something really cutsie to write back with.
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 04:52 PM
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4. That's also a good "atheist in a foxhole" story
Simpson said he lay there with 2 broken legs, alone in the crevasse, and thought "well, I guess this is the time when I'm meant to start praying. Bugger it, I still don't think there's the slightest chance there is a god, so why bother?" And then, as you say, did something to save himself. Would someone who believed in an afterlife have tried?
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:49 PM
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8. A fictional story
and not going to help melv but there's a good Star Trek:TNG episode

"The Next Phase" where two characters are altered in a way that no one can see or hear them and they can pass through walls. It happens by accident and the characters don't at first know what or why this has happened to them.

One is a believer in an alien religion (Bajoran if you know Star Trek) the other is the ship's engineer.

The Bajoran "accepts" that they are "dead" and just goes around trying to say "good bye" to everyone.

The engineer basically says "You can give up if you like I'm gonna find out what is going on and how to get out of this."

Guess who was correct?

Like I say a fictional story but a good example of the worthlessness of belief in gods and the effectiveness of taking action.
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 05:12 PM
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5. Hmm. I was subjected to a variant of this nonsense.
Edited on Wed Jun-15-05 05:14 PM by onager
Only it was live, not via e-mail. Once when I was working at a big trade show in Tulsa--Fundie Central (except for all the nudie bars...)

In a hospitality suite I made the mistake of saying I was an atheist.

One loudmouth immediately seized the floor and blared that he wanted to share "a wonderful story" with me.

His toddler son took a fall down the basement stairs. (Don't Fundies ever WATCH their damn sprogs?)

It sounded similar to your e-mail after that, with apparent brain damage. Only it turned out the kid was MIRACULOUSLY okay. Leaving aside many hours in surgery/ICU, I guess.

Unfortunately, this dickweed couldn't stop there. Then he said his neighbor's little daughter, about the same age, had an accident that left her with permanent brain damage.

"Now I don't know if they jist didn't have the same close relationship with Gawd as us, or what..."

Well, that's a real loving god for you, eh?
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 05:41 PM
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6. 329 killed in airline crash, little 4-y-o girl survives.
Ain't GAWD Wonderful?

Her parents? They died.

Guess Gawd's saving himself for something really wonderful, like reviving the GOP....
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melv Donating Member (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 07:24 PM
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7. I live in Tulsa
you are right. It is a nice cross section of ORU and topless bars.
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 11:38 PM
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10. There's a simple explanation
I bet the neighbor didn't forward the chain letter to 5 other people. That causes permanent brain injuries, anyone knows that.
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Gelliebeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 10:51 PM
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9. I got this stupid ass
story sent to me also. Since I deleted the email I guess my angel won't be watching out for me, looks like I'm on my own :eyes:


BWAAAAAHAAAAAA :evilgrin:
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:29 AM
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11. Ugg - this was originally a Morman diatribe.
Snopes calls it "an item of undetermined or ambiguous veracity".

From their glurge gallery:
http://www.snopes.com/glurge/birdies.asp
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 06:00 AM
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12. I have a fundie neighbor who always sends me crap like this.
I guess I can expect to get this one soon.
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Taxloss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 04:14 PM
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13. The usual tripe with its underlying coercive message.
"Tears will follow ..."

Maudlin, folksy, artless, sentimental CRAP, and that is being generous.
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