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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-05 02:40 PM Original message |
So THIS is what the Rapture will look like. |
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BeeBee (480 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-05 02:48 PM Response to Original message |
1. Did you notice that no one in the church |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-05 02:48 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. GREAT observation! |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 12:26 AM Response to Reply #1 |
13. The pulpit's empty. |
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onager (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-05 01:13 PM Response to Reply #13 |
21. Well, Mom may be about to join the Rapture... |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-05 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
3. Oh my f*cking cod!!!, |
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Bluebear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-05 02:58 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Yes, those Indians were saved by early missionaries. |
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onager (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-05 03:06 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. And who's the Quaker Oats guy to the left? |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-05 03:10 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. I noticed him too ! |
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Bill McBlueState (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-05 03:56 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. yeah, it's a "global community" church |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-05 04:02 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. That makes sense. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-05 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
9. Swallows will be raptured? |
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Taxloss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-05 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
10. I notice using public transport means you're out (lower right hand corner) |
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muriel_volestrangler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-05 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
11. So, if you're naked at the time, you'll be naked forever? |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-05 08:08 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. GOSH, NO !!! |
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muriel_volestrangler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-05 07:16 AM Response to Reply #12 |
17. So, while some people get sucked through their windscreen |
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beam me up scottie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-18-05 07:24 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Exactly. |
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noamnety (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 12:36 AM Response to Original message |
14. The rapture is darker than I expected |
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DavidDvorkin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-05 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
15. Oh, glorious, Heavenly day! |
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MindPilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-05 07:53 PM Response to Original message |
16. Wow! that one guy is getting sucked right through the windshield |
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Stuckinthebush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-05 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
19. I'm confused.... |
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Jokerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-05 12:08 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Questions make baby jesus cry. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-05 11:12 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. Local production of Peter Pan. |
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CarbonDate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-19-05 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
22. Fundies need to read up on their own mythology. |
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neebob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-05 08:09 AM Response to Original message |
23. I thought everyone was supposed to be naked |
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CarbonDate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-20-05 10:25 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Hey, now that would be a painting I might buy. |
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