Oh my. This "Rapture" is looking mighty dangerous.

[Bluebear]

[NMMNG]

1. Hey, I don't remember Revalation saying anything about spaceships

:wtf:

[onager]

2. I like this visual idea better...

"Untitled (Burnt Out Europe)" by Manuel Ocampo

http://artscenecal.com/ArticlesFile/Archive/Articles1997/Articles1097/MOcampoA.html

[Bill McBlueState]

3. aw, a plane will be flown into a building

How cute!

And we're supposed to think Christians are morally superior.

[BiggJawn]

7. And those pilot-less cars will be crashing into us un-saved ones...

But that's what we deserve, for rejecting the FREE "gift" of Eternal Salvation!

I told a Proseltyzer once, "I'm sorry, but that free gift you're offering me costs too much..."
Confused the crap out of them...

[MindPilot]

4. So what is the proper attire for the rapture?

In the previous picture, it appeared that all the chosen xian souls we wearing the appropriate period clothing. Yet in this depiction, which I have to assume is also accurate since the bible is literally true, the rapturees are all wearing the standard issue heavenly white robe.

I don't want to be left behind just beacuse I wasn't dressed properly. :scared:

[Bluebear]

5. It's white robe, but not after Labor Day. nt

[noamnety]

6. I'm thinking pants

From the paintings, it looks like the rapture is some kind of perverted excuse for the heathensinners to look up our skirts as we are carried away.

But to be safe, I'm sticking with the pants that unzip into shorts, just in case, you know, I end up someplace warm.