At last! Christianity explained!

[Taxloss]

The Inner-Earth visitor provided the kings with portal security access codes (frequency patterns, which either are inherent or are embedded in the DNA, or meditated upon visually or by oral sound, in the form of symbols resonant to the frequency patterns). This meant they could enter portals in their own country and exit a portal in Bethlehem a short time later. This Inner-Earth being became known as 'The Way-Shower', and the 'Shepherd of the Light', and also 'Father Christmas' from which the legends were built.

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~noelh/BirthofJesus.htm

There is piles of this crap. Please don't ask how I stumbled across this site, but if you want to marvel and the elasticity of the human mind, take a look.

[beam me up scottie]

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The second part of the Eckars' mission did not succeed. The aim was to cancel the programme which activated the Nibiru Diodic Crystal under Stonehenge from wormwood---a planet and relay station on the opposite orbit point of its controlling Anunnaki planet Nibiru, now approximately at is furthest point from us in the Pleiades system, with orbital period 3,600 years around our Sun. To disconnect Wormwood required the team of Indigos to utilise special portal access tools and artifacts. Anunnaki, temporarily having defected to the Guardians, failed to carry out their promise of returning one of these (stolen by Thoth), referred to as CDT holographic plate 11, which was necessary for the task.

Stonehenge was apparently built over the Nibiru Diodic Crystal to block its energies, when the circle of stones was intact. This Anunnaki global implant system has partially been deactivated more recently.

Who was Jeshewua-9? He had ET ancestry which the Elohim didn't want revealed to the human race and thus fabricated the 'Immaculate Conception' story. Both parents of Jeshewua-9, Mary and Joseph, were Nephilims. Joseph's father was part of the Jehovah entity, which was involved in the creation of an Anunnaki species and worked with the Elohim. (See the role Jeshewua played in the crucifixion of Christ in the article, Who was Jesus?)

It is interesting to note that the parents of Jesheua-12, Jeudi and Joehius, had different ancestral lineages. Joehius was descended from King Solomon, son of King David of the Hyksos Illuminati line and Solomon's mother, Bathsheba, of the Indigo Grail line. Thus the Indigo line was carried into the Hyksos Illuminati through Solomon for bio-regenesis of the fallen Hyksos lineage---deliberately planned by the overseeing Founders.

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2. Or they could have gone the faster way, and ridden camels...

What a hoot! Incredibly addle-brained nonsense!

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Thanks for making my day. I just came in from a hard day's work here in Egypt and really needed a laugh.

IIRC, the Buy-bull just describes the three visitors to Brat Jesus as being "from the East."

In those days, that phrase simply meant "anybody living to the East of us." It didn't mean they came from frigging Taipei or something.

e.g., many of the carvings in Tutankhamen's tomb show the Egyptians triumphing over their enemies. In the ancient Egyptian language, the word they used corresponded roughly to our modern "Asians" or "Orientals," and indicated "people from the East." But they were still talking about people who lived fairly nearby. Not Chinese or Japanese.

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3. Insane Web Sites

Go to http://www.portalofevil.com for more sites like this. There are people in this world with too much time on their hands and not enough medication.