"Going on vacation? TAKE CHICK TRACTS!"

[Bluebear]

(I wonder if Bush took a 5-week supply?)



Give Chick tracts to:
• Waitresses
• Cashiers
• Flight Attendants
• Cab Drivers
• Local Employees
• Gas Station Workers
• Truck Drivers
• Fast Food Employees

Leave them:
• At Gas Stations
• In Restrooms
• At Rest Areas
• In Restaurants
• On ATM Machines

At Motels:
• On Dressers for the Maid
• In the Gideons Bible
• On Ice Machines
• At Pay Phones
• On Newspaper Racks

Traveling By Plane:
• Plane Seat Pockets
• Inside Magazines
• Restrooms
• Terminals
• Lounges
• Waiting Areas
• Luggage Pickup Area
• Meal trays

Camping:
• On Picnic Tables
• In Laundromats
• In Supply Stores
• Restrooms
• Game Rooms

Use your imagination.
The usage ideas are endless.

http://www.chick.com/seasonal/vacation/default.asp

[onager]

1. I usually see the damn things in their most appropriate place.

On the floors of public toilets.

[rexcat]

2. When I find one...

I look around and collect all of them and immediately place them in the trashcan.

[BiggJawn]

3. I was wondering how they wind up in the urinal....

Not gonna get anyone to read 'em THAT way....

[A HERETIC I AM]

Sign over a restaurant urinal; "The same fingers that pick the Chick

Tracts out of this urinal put the onions on your hamburgers"

Ok...maybe not so funny.....


I was in a motel a few weeks back that had a display of religious crap (not Chick Tracts, but similar little leaflets and such) near the elevator...out of sight of the front desk. I picked up the entire thing, took it upstairs and tossed it in the trash!

I felt i was doing my part to stop the nasty spread of superstitious gobbledegook.

[A HERETIC I AM]

7. Damned double clickin' mouse button

self deleted double post

[gizmonic]

4. Sounds like a feminine hygiene product...

...New Chick Tracts -- now with gentle applicator...

:)

[toddaa]

5. Confession time

I have a pretty decent sized Chick collection. I even have a few of his Crusader comics. Favorites include Happy Halloween, Angels, The Last Generation, and Somebody Goofed. True Americana classics. HAW HAW!

[NMMNG]

6. When I go on vacation I most certainly will not be taking Chick tracts

Unless I fear running out of toilet paper.

[phantom power]

8. We should make atheist versions of these.

What would we put in them? I don't know. Short comic-book histories of Darwin and Mendel? Excerpts of essays from Ayn Rand?

[onager]

9. Here ya go!

The Jack T. Chick Parody Archives

http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/