Favorite Star Trek quotes...

[Endangered Specie]

There are probably hundreds of great ones, post a few of your most memorable ones from your favorite characters...

"Here you go Doctor, a gift, from one surgeon to another" "the more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain."
- Scotty, as he hands over tiny essential parts of the USS Excelsiors warp drive (after having had the Enterprise's engines dissed by the Excelsior's cocky captain) relieving McCoy's fears that the faster ship would overtake and arrest them.
You can diss an Engineer, but NEVER what he works on ;)



The truth is just an excuse for a lack of imagination - Garak

Garak: You should never tell the same lie twice


"I have a dream; a dream that all people -- human, Jem'Hadar, Ferengi, Cardassians -- will someday stand together in peace... around my Dabo tables." -- Quark



Chang: "We need breathing room!", Kirk: "Earth, Hitler, 1938" - smackdown!

"Procreation does not require changing how you smell, or writing bad poetry, or sacrificing various plants to serve as tokens of affection." - Odo, on love and sex

"Sounds more like the Goddamn Spanish Inquisition." -- McCoy, after overhearing 20th century medical pratice.

and of course...

"Him? He's harmless. Back in the '60s he was part of the peace movement at Berkeley. I think he did a little too much LDS" -- Kirk, trying to explain Spock's weirdness as a result of LSD, and confusing his 20th century Earth history (Star Trek IV)

[YankeyMCC]

1. I've got a belly ache and it's a beauty!" Kirk

I don't recall the episode name.

[Technowitch]

2. "I'm a doctor, not a doorstop!" - the EMH, First Contact

[leyton]

3. The Garak one you mentioned, and anything else he says.

"Lying is a skill like any other... it must be practiced."

* and *

"It was something I read in a book once."