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BridgeTheGap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-11 07:02 AM
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A farmer funny...and maybe all too true!
The North Dakota Department of Labor claimed a small
Bismarck farmer was not paying proper wages to his help
and sent an agent out to investigate .!!!
Department of Labor employee : "I need a list of your employees
and how much you pay them."!!!
Farmer : "Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for
3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about
18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around
here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and
board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night
so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife
occasionally."
Department of Labor employee : "That's the guy I want to
talk to...the mentally challenged one."!!
Farmer : "That would be me."
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hermetic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-11 07:21 AM
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1. Too true
:rofl:
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sasha031 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-09-11 10:28 AM
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2. that's so funny
:rofl: and probably true
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fasttense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-11 10:18 AM
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3. Very funny. n/t
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murray hill farm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-11 10:52 AM
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4. So funny...
and so true! Love it!
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-17-11 05:44 PM
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5. LOL
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