Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Winter Classes for Men at: THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
Home » Discuss » DU Groups » People » Baby Boomers Group Donate to DU
 
Submariner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 01:17 PM
Original message
Winter Classes for Men at: THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
This may be helpful for older boomers like me :rofl:

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Saturday, January 21, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


-- Class 1, How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
-- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours.


-- Class 2, The Toilet Paper Roll - Does It Change Itself?
-- Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


-- Class 3, Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting
The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?

-- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday10:00 PM for 2 hours.


-- Class 4, Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and
The Floor

-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


-- Class 5, After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The
Kitchen Sink?

-- Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours.


-- Class 6, Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant
Other.

-- Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


-- Class 7, Learning How To Find Things - Starting With Looking In
The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While
Screaming.

-- Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


-- Class 8, Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To
Your Health.

-- Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


-- Class 9, Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
-- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


-- Class 10, Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She
Parallel Parks?

-- Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


-- Class 11, Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and
Wife.

-- Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


-- Class 12, How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
-- Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours.


-- Class 13, How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're
Going To Be Late.

-- Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


-- Class 14, The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used.
-- Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
=======================================================
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to
the survivors.
Refresh | 0 Recommendations Printer Friendly | Permalink | Reply | Top

Home » Discuss » DU Groups » People » Baby Boomers Group Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC