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This may be helpful for older boomers like me :rofl:
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Saturday, January 21, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
-- Class 1, How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays -- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours.
-- Class 2, The Toilet Paper Roll - Does It Change Itself? -- Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
-- Class 3, Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? -- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday10:00 PM for 2 hours.
-- Class 4, Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor -- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
-- Class 5, After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? -- Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours.
-- Class 6, Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. -- Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
-- Class 7, Learning How To Find Things - Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. -- Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
-- Class 8, Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. -- Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
-- Class 9, Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost -- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
-- Class 10, Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? -- Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
-- Class 11, Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. -- Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
-- Class 12, How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion -- Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours.
-- Class 13, How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. -- Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
-- Class 14, The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used. -- Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. ======================================================= Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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