This Week's Best "Dog Days Of Summer"Jokes!

[Crewleader]

THIS WEEK'S
BEST
"DOG
DAYS OF SUMMER"
JOKES

For the Week of
August 27, 2006




When it comes to the summer doldrums, a person's brain shrinks to pea-size and one forgets about lofty moral values and takes the short view, and so I turn on the air conditioning and burn up precious non-renewable resources for my own comfort and pleasure even if it does mean that glaciers shrink and the Arctic tern is threatened, I just want cool air to blow on me as I sip a cool drink. -- Garrison Keeler

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