World Record Buck shot in West Texas (Good Gawd!!!!!)

[Are_grits_groceries]

Here’s a picture of the new world record whitetail buck.

It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker’s sister’s, uncle’s, best friend’s, son-in-law’s, niece’s hairdresser’s, neighbor’s ex-boyfriend’s oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22 cal. rifle.

Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah’s Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot.. It has also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.

All this has been checked and confirmed on Snopes.

http://juanitajean.com/

I have seen a lot of deer racks over the years. Nothing was even in the same universe as this one.

[safeinOhio]

1. The one I

missed last year was way bigger.

[SteveM]

2. Got two Jehovah's Witnesses? Why did he/she/they shoot it? nt