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whometense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 06:18 PM
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Breaking: Senator Numbskull also a plagiarist, a thief,
Edited on Tue Sep-05-06 06:36 PM by whometense
and a flat-out cheat.

Check out this Kos diary: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/9/5/18123/86371

Holy crap - he's imploding!!! Busted.

U.S. Senator George Allen today stole a Department of Defense appropriations amendment written, printed and prepared by Senator Dick Durbin (D-Ill), and then announced the amendment as his own, moments before Durbin was prepared to introduce the amendment on the Senate floor.
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beachmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 07:31 PM
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1. Numbskull? I thought he was Barfbag!!
Or should we just refer to him as the "Macaca Senator". Idiot. Kinda reminds me of McConnell, who stole Kerry's amendment to force a vote without a debate. But at least that was evil vindictiveness. Why did Allen steal Durbin's amendment (one of the most liberal members of the Senate)? Anyone know? Was Allen for it?

So, let's see . . . Allen is a bigot, a bully, dumb as a post (Colbert), too lazy to write his own amendments, a warmongering chickenhawk, a tool for corporate interests, and a plagiarizer.

Anything else?
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TayTay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 12:48 PM
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2. Did you see the transcript of what he said on the floor?
Edited on Wed Sep-06-06 01:10 PM by TayTay
Allow me to make bold the incredible verbal pronouncements of the Senator from Va (R-Moron.)

Mr. ALLEN. Mr. President, I am proposing an amendment to provide an additional $12 million that shall be available to the Defense and Veterans Brain Injury Center and centers all across our country.

We are in the midst of a war against terrorist organizations. They are vile. They are hate filled. They are al-Qaida, they are Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad, Hamas, and a variety of different organizations. The battlefronts are all over the world. We have troops deployed in Iraq. We have troops in Afghanistan. Our friends and allies are having to fight Hezbollah, a puppet surrogate of Iran. These terrorists have hit all over the world. They have hit, obviously, in Iraq and Afghanistan. They have hit in Israel. They have hit in Jordan. They have hit in India, the Philippines, Indonesia, Spain, and London. They are still trying to hit us. Fortunately, the British intercepted airplanes that would be used in another terrorist attack.

Wow, I bet that scores a perfect First or Second grade on the Scale of Big Works Used scale. (Sen. Kerry got yelled at in GD cuz he uses multi-syllabic words and you need to be a the intellectual level of a College Freshman in order to read him. Not Allen's problem.)

I think Barfie might have been going for a Churchill thing here, you know, we will fight them on the beaches and on the roads and so forth. He just never went beyond Dr. Seuss so it comes out funny:

We will fight them in a boat
And we will kill them with their goat
They have hit in Iraq and Spain
They have hit to cause us pain

Oh Gawd in Heaven, and this man is a US Senator!


They use a lot of different devices in this war. They use bombs and a variety of IEDs. They use rocket-propelled grenades. They use land mines. I was talking to a woman from Afghanistan a couple weeks ago. I asked for her perspective of Afghanistan. She said that things are better, but the terrorists are hitting schools.

Those damn terrorists! It's war is really, really icky and they like hurt people. That's really really wrong, unless we are doing it.

They will hit us with a blast
And make our soldiers wear a cast.


I can't do it. I can't snark up the rest of his floor speech. My brain can't handle the overload. Honestly Virginia, what were you thinking? This man doesn't belong in the US Senate. If I had a US Senator who talked this way, I would demand a CAT scan as proof that there really was more than rags and hay in his cranium. Geez.
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beachmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 01:09 PM
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3. Oh but where did the last part go?
At the end, he said something like urging the "Senator from Illinois to work with me in a bipartisan way to get this job done". WTF? Yo, Durby -- you better back me up on that amendment I stole from you. That's right, McFly, what are you an idiot or are you going to support my amendment that you wrote?

What's the name of the bully in Back to the Future? THAT is George Allen.
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TayTay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 01:22 PM
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6. Posted as is
Edited on Wed Sep-06-06 01:23 PM by TayTay
And as a sort of drive-by posting. (I don't trust myself. This is snark-heaven.)

I asked: Why are they hitting schools?

And she said: Because we are educating women in Afghanistan, and from the al-Qaida/Taliban point of view, women are not to be educated.

Our service men and women are serving very courageously in Iraq and Afghanistan and other places in the world. They deserve to have the best possibile equipment when they go into battle or into dangerous combat zones. We need to make sure our troops are outfitted with the best body armor, the most technologically advanced armaments, weapons, and communication devices that are possible so that they are safe and that we can defeat these terrorist enemies.

The same principles apply when our brave men and women return home from the theaters of war. We need to make sure our servicemembers receive the best possible medical care for any injuries that may have arisen while they were in these combat zones. We need to make sure our soldiers receive the proper mental health treatment to deal with any issues of post-traumatic stress disorder or appropriate counseling to help adjust back into civilian life.

For those soldiers returning home with an injury, we need to make sure our medical treatment facilities have sufficient funding and also the professional services and the most up-to-date technology so our servicemembers receive the quality care they deserve.

One of the more prevalent injuries in Iraq right now for our soldiers is traumatic brain injuries. According to the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke, a traumatic brain injury occurs when a sudden trauma causes damage to the brain. Traumatic brain injury can result when the head suddenly and violently hits an object or when an object pierces the skull and enters brain tissue.

According to the Office of the Surgeon General of the Army, 64 percent of soldiers recently wounded in Operation Iraqi Freedom sustained blast injuries, which are the leading cause of traumatic brain injuries for Active-Duty military personnel in war zones. These blast injuries are the result, as I said earlier, of RPGs, rocket-propelled grenades, or IEDs, otherwise known as or short for improvised explosive devices, and also landmines.

Soldiers, I say to the Presiding Officer and my colleagues, suffering injuries from these devices require specialized care from providers with experience in treating traumatic brain injuries. One of the key components of this care is the Defense and Veterans Brain Injury Center, which is located at Walter Reed Army Medical Center--the site that receives more casualties from theaters of operations than any other military treatment facility.

The Defense and Veterans Brain Injury Center provides state-of-the-art medical care, innovative clinical research initiatives, and educational programs on traumatic brain injury to assist Active-Duty servicemembers and veterans. The Brain Injury Center is actually a multisite medical care facility with operations in California, Texas, Florida, Minnesota, North Carolina, and in my home Commonwealth of Virginia. In Virginia, the Hunter Holmes McGuire VA Medical Center serves as a national referral center for traumatic brain injury cases and other diseases. They partner with Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond to provide the best quality service for treatment and recovery, as well as research. And I suspect the facilities in other States, probably provide similar services. I just know very much about the McGuire facility in Richmond and also the Walter Reed site and have seen the expert staff as they review the daily incoming casualty reports and identify the patients who have sustained injuries caused by blasts or falls or other incidents. They have evaluated and treated hundreds of patients.

These centers really do provide outstanding specialized care, such as rehabilitation--for speech and physical rehabilitation--and education. These patients need to be helped to return to the highest possible level of function.

These centers are performing a very admirable job and doing the best they can; however, we need to make sure, whether it is McGuire in Richmond, whether it is Walter Reed, or one of these facilities in Minnesota or Florida or Texas or California or North Carolina--this work I have seen at these centers, at least at McGuire in Richmond and Walter Reed, are providing great services. I can tell you firsthand, by the way, how the soldiers are reacting to it and also the response from family members who are seeing slow but steady progress for many of their loved ones. They greatly appreciate it.

That is why I am offering this amendment, to make available from the Defense Health Programs an additional $12 million, which would increase it from $7 million to $19 million--an additional $12 million in funding that shall be available to the Defense and Veterans Brain Injury Centers for this work, including blast mitigation.

It is my view this is the least we should do. (Must not comment, must not comment) This is exactly what we should be trying to do to help our men and women who are bravely sacrificing so much to protect our freedom at home while trying to advance freedom for other people around the world.

George Washington cautioned that ``the willingness of future generations to fight for their country, no matter how just the cause, will be proportional to how they perceive previous veterans are treated.'' This amendment is a long step forward--a long step forward--in that direction, and I strongly urge my colleagues in the Senate to support my amendment, as modified.

I understand other colleagues apparently share my concerns about the adequacy of such needed funding for brain injury services. I hope the Senator from Illinois, who I know shares my views on this issue, and other Senators on both sides of the aisle--that we could work together in a bipartisan manner to get this job done, to make sure we effectuate this bipartisan solution for this very pressing need to make sure those who have brain injuries--head trauma and injuries from blasts--whether in Afghanistan, whether in Iraq, or anywhere else in combat zones--to make sure they have the right treatment.

We have the professionals in this country, but we need to make sure they have adequate funding for this clear and present need.

Mr. President, I yield the floor.

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karynnj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 08:44 PM
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9. That is the height of chutzpah
The saddest thing is it could work - Durbin wants it passed - he cares. Allen wants something to point too. What a first class jerk!
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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 08:47 PM
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10. Biff.
LOL. Biff Allen, I think.
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wisteria Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 01:13 PM
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4. Well, he is all over the place isn't he. He can't seemed to stay focused.
I wonder why?:eyes:
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whometense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 01:15 PM
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5. :-D
I can't help but smile as the idiot's dreams of the presidency come crashing down around his feet.

I know there's a chance he'll return to the senate, but at least he appears to be ruined for higher office -- and that is a public good.

C'mon Virginia - make us proud!
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karynnj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 08:42 PM
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8. That paragraph is awful - no variation in sentence structure
It sounds like a 4th grader. How did he get out of school - much less with honors.

I love your additions:

"They will hit us with a blast
And make our soldiers wear a cast."

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TayTay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 09:03 PM
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11. I gave Allen too much credit
I regret that. He can't rhyme words I'm sure.

Someone really should have read him the Sneeches though from Dr. Seuss. The REthugs all act like the Star-bellied Sneeches. This is not good.

Dr. Seuss

The Sneetches

Now, the Star-Bell Sneetches had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars.

Those stars weren’t so big. They were really so small
You might think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all.

But, because they had stars, all the Star-Belly Sneetches
Would brag, “We’re the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.”
With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they’d snort
“We’ll have nothing to do with the Plain-Belly sort!”
And, whenever they met some, when they were out walking,
They’d hike right on past them without even talking.

Or, in the case of Sen. Twerpy from AL, ask them if they just got in from Davos, then snicker and find someone large to hide behind. (Jeffy is such a friggin bastid.)
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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-06-06 08:20 PM
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7. Klepto/Durbin Amendment passes
Sigh. That's good.
Does barfbag get away with this, or do you think Webb will resurrect it?
The lapdogs had so much Couric/Suri news yesterday, I guess it's understandable they didn't cover the nail in the coffin of the do-nothing 109th. So sad.
Allen is such a sleezebag. This is despicable beyond belief or description.
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Island Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 06:11 AM
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12. I think Candidate Barfbag is getting desperate.
This morning at the gym I saw his commercial 3 times in a 45 minute period. Luckily I had my iPod blaring so I didn't have to listen to him lie - seeing him decked out in his red cowboy shirt was nauseating enough. :puke:
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