Fuck Skull and Bones

[GRLMGC]

I curse the day I ever heard of them. People need to let that shit go. It's beyond stupid. It makes them sound like they've been smoking too much weed, goddamn motherfuckers

[WildEyedLiberal]

1. They probably do

They play D&D with their loser friends and think that Kerry and Bush are secretly allied warrior mages who plan to use DARK MAGIC to usurp the American democracy and turn it into a New World Order.

No offense to D&D players, but you know the kinds of losers I mean.

[GRLMGC]

3. ahahahahahahahahaha

I can totally see that

[Withywindle]

6. It's all Robert Anton Wilson's fault

He's a wonderful SF writer and satirist, but people take the Illuminatus! trilogy waaayyyy too seriously.

And some people think the Necronomicon is real too.

[LittleClarkie]

29. Gee I dunno

That pyramid on my money sure does look suspicious.

And I used to get "illuminated" once in a while. (actually only once... barely inhaled... only effect is my mind couldn't follow a train of thought for more than two seconds.)

Damn that hemp.

[Withywindle]

32. Have you ever been experienced?

Not ...stoned...


just....beautiful!

[JohnKleeb]

10. Dude, why do you always think like I do

I think youre my twin :D.

[WildEyedLiberal]

17. Hahaha

That rules.

[JohnKleeb]

18. you and GRLMCC get alot of my jokes

Most of those are too raunchy to post here though.

[WildEyedLiberal]

20. Raunchy jokes rule

:P

[JohnKleeb]

21. Yeah they do but you know my material

Its sorta sick.

[Vektor]

11. That's DARK MAJIQUE

...come on!

[JohnKleeb]

12. I wouldnt know because I am an indy prep/drunkie now

If you wanna talk cliches, :).

[New Earth]

13. you're drunk?

i am :bounce:

[JohnKleeb]

15. no :)

Sweet though :). I also have some parts of a skater in me too even though I never skateboarded.

[WildEyedLiberal]

16. HAHA SORRY

DARK MAJIQUE D&D DUNGEON LORD UNDEAD LICH MAGES. READY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

[JohnKleeb]

19. See this is why I am a WWII FPS nerd

I get to just wonder what it would be like to be in the boots of my great uncle not some wizard dude :shrug:.

[WildEyedLiberal]

22. Hahaha....

I actually have played RPGs quite a bit, although FPS games rule too. LOL, I'm such a games nerd.

[JohnKleeb]

23. Its true

I dont have to use my imagination that much, then again I have a great imagination for other things like uhh ways to gain someone's uhh affection :D.

[Vektor]

24. Yeeeessssss

my liege...

[WildEyedLiberal]

25. I want to join Archmage John Kerry (aka STORMLORD) and his evil quest

To RULE THE WORLD.

Where do I sign up, O Acolyte of His Lordly Hotness?

[JohnKleeb]

26. I just want to whistle the theme from Bridge on the River Kwai

all day and try to pretend I know something about quantium physics :D.

[Vektor]

27. At the tower

OF THE BURGEONING PANTS.
Meet me by the two large boulders beneath the mighty oak.

[WildEyedLiberal]

36. What is my quest?

Must I retrieve the sweet sacred sap from the Mighty Oak?

[Vektor]

39. OMG

*dies*

YES!
This is your ASS-ignment
Spill not a precious drop, lest ye be cursed with the mother of all dry-cleaning bills.

[LittleClarkie]

30. Bow down and worship him

Can I be his sycophant? Can I, can I, huh?

[WildEyedLiberal]

33. You must first complete a QUEST

To show your ABSOLUTE and UNWAVERING LOYALTY to His Majestic Lordship.

What might this quest be? I pondereth....

[Withywindle]

35. With his +10 Sword of Smiting!

Mmmmm, sword.

[JohnKleeb]

37. mmmmmmmmm melons

Sorry.

[WildEyedLiberal]

38. It's a rare and magical sword

Endowed *snicker* with many mighty properties.

[LittleClarkie]

28. Watch it tootz

I'll sic my 12th level theif assassin on ye.

Hey man, sometimes I think that's part of the problem with trying to sell Kerry. He was the debate geek vs Bush's popular jock... errr... cheerleader.

[WildEyedLiberal]

31. Hey maybe that's why I like him

The smart, cute, shy wonks are way hotter than the arrogant frat boys any day.

[JohnKleeb]

34. aww

Thats how I am. but cute is a matter of dispute.

[saracat]

2. And most of the dumb bastrdsa haven't even been to New Haven let alone

really know what S and B is. They whine about them being rich and powerful and a "brotherhood". That is why people go to Yale. to get connected. And if you are well to do and connected and have some motivation( and sometimes not, as in GW) you probably will succeed. Duh!

[GRLMGC]

4. Well, I kinda doubt these fools could even get into Yale

Bush only got in because he's a fucking Bush. It's either brains or money and a lot of these fucks don't have either

[WildEyedLiberal]

5. No kidding

Like I would mind having connections. I'm sure I have the brains to get into Yale (not trying to brag, but I was accepted at Georgetown), but I am sorely lacking the funds to attend. Obviously, I feel disadvantaged because I don't know important people. Guess I'll have to succeed the old-fashioned way.

[saracat]

7. Took me two trys to get into Georgetowm. I got in

with a doublr alumni preference and wouldn't go because they didn't have a drama dept.!

[New Earth]

8. oh god

:eyes:

i hate when people bring up that shit. it is the biggest CONSPIRACY THEORY i've ever heard :nopity:

[JohnKleeb]

9. Its fucking annoying

[elshiva]

14. As a Derryiac, I say AMEN!

While their at it they can take there stupid "Dean can't chair the DNC because he's too liberal and he screams" crap to and flush it. I so tired of it!

[GRLMGC]

40. Goddamn I never wanna hear about skull and bones

I know it's fucking stupid but it never fails to piss me off with its stupidity

[New Earth]

41. you're not even kidding

i fucking hate hearing about it. it's so fucking dumb!!!! :grr:

[GRLMGC]

42. Seriously

I saw one right now, awful spelling and all. I alerted and nothing happened. I guess not every gets pissed off by skull and bones dumbfuckery